Kevin's Watch

Post by **sgt.null** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:02 am

last month.

what is up, at least four of my posts ended up in strange places yesterday.

(some Clowns use bowling shoes btw)

Post by **onewyteduck** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 6:04 am

The sky is up.....I don't know if that explains your dilema or not.

Do these pants make my butt look big?

Post by **The Leper Fairy** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 6:06 am

Of course not. You look amazing!

Should I go to bed or clean my room?

Post by **The Laughing Man** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 7:44 am

You should clean my room, after we go to bed.

OH SNAAAP!

is it breakfast, or my goose I smell cooking?

Post by **onewyteduck** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 3:24 pm

I love the smell of Esmer's goose cooking in the morning......

Beatles or Stones?

Post by **lucimay** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 6:56 pm

oooh...that's a tough one...

though i USED to be firmly in the Beatles camp when i was younger...i DO think the Stones are probably the greates PURELY blues derivative rock and roll band EVER (which, of course, the Beatles were not).

six degrees of Kevin Bacon.....Kevin Bacon and Sir Lawrence Olivier?

Post by **aliantha** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 6:15 pm

Post by **Cheval** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 1:59 am

Sir Lawrence Olivier because he's been knighted.
(Hence the "Sir" title)

Van Halen or Van Hagar?

Post by **onewyteduck** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 2:08 am

Van Halen.

What is your favorite soft drink?

Post by **Loredoctor** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 2:35 am

Fizzy Beef Juice.

Want to know a secret?

Post by **lucimay** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:32 am

yes. do wah do.

what light through yonder window breaks?

Post by **onewyteduck** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:06 am

Looking out yon window, all I see is pitch black....neighbors are in bed!

Is that a pickle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Post by **Loredoctor** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:43 am

It's a pickle.

May I?

Post by **High Lord Tolkien** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:01 am

No.

If you're up to your neck in piss and someone throws a pile of shit at you, do you duck your head?

Post by **Loredoctor** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:04 am

No. I construct a statue of Mao Tse Tung out of it and bow before it. This signifies the building of a great man from the mire - as though to deny the faeces through Chairman Mao's greatness. The symbolism will be so strong and awe-inspiring that thousands of Chinese Communists will flock to the pit and join me. The combined heat of our bodies will evaporate the urine and I will then climb off their bodies,

How likely is that?

Post by **High Lord Tolkien** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:16 am

I'm not sure but a monkey just flew out of my butt.

Would that hurt?

Post by **Loredoctor** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:27 am

It depends if the monkey is of the type found in Eastern Thailand or not.

Why did God ban Sgt Null from this forum?

Post by **Elfgirl** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:31 am

Because He was tired of all the boring psalms and listening to the grovelling masses pleading for help or intervention...He thought He'd try something fun for a change!

How hard is it?

Post by **Loredoctor** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:32 am

If a post is deleted in mallorys will anyone hear?

Post by **Elfgirl** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:40 am

If they have taken the wax outa their ears, maybe...three?

Why were you blushing, Lore? Did my question...imply something I didn't intend?

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