Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:56 am**

Zippo Barbie - a pyromaniacal Barbie that comes with butane lighter and refills.

Posted: **Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:14 am**

Anaphylactic Barbie - comes with emergency adrenalin shot and anti-histamines.

Posted: **Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:26 am**

Posted: **Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:46 am**

chicken barbie!

Posted: **Tue Feb 06, 2007 4:46 pm**

Disturbed Barbie....Barbie is VERY disturbed by the last two posts.....

Posted: **Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:40 pm**

Edible Barbie...though unrelated to Elfie's barbies.

Posted: **Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:44 pm**

Frightened Barbie....frightened by elfie's barbie....

Posted: **Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:05 am**

Good Tucker Barbie - Elfie's barbie gets stuck in a hot oven for a couple of hours (basted regularly)...

Posted: **Wed Feb 07, 2007 5:43 pm**

Hannibal Lector Barbie, she removes Ken's body parts and eats them with a side of farve beans and a nice chianti.

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:48 am**

Indigestion Barbie - hurls up the fava beans, comes with a bottle of Pepto-Bismol.

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:53 am**

Jihad Barbie

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:56 am**

Krispy Kreme Barbie - do I really need a description here?

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:47 pm**

Liver disease Barbie, comes in a nice jaundiced color.

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:25 pm**

Monster Barbie

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:15 pm**

Nazgul Barbie, flying monster sold seperately

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:16 pm**

Orbital Strike Barbie - make sure your shield generator is up!

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:19 pm**

Pudding Wrestler Barbie, comes with jello instant pudding and a thong bikini.

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:23 pm**

Quickie Barbie - "lets go in here for a few minutes"

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:42 pm**

Rough her up Barbie, comes with switchable heads, one has a black eye, the other doesn't.

Posted: **Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:35 am**

Slut Barbie...

oh hang on, that's the way she's always been...

ABC Barbie