ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"

Post by **Lazy Luke** » Tue Nov 06, 2018 8:21 pm

Oahspe Angels: you gotta have one to be in the gang

Post by **samrw3** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 7:02 pm

Pearly Gates don't open for normal transportation any longer

Post by **Lazy Luke** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 8:49 pm

Post by **wayfriend** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 8:58 pm

Reliving his visits to Ezekiel when he was younger.

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Tue Nov 20, 2018 9:36 am

Satan can only afford to send his message through shuttlecrafts, so God needs this advantage.

Post by **Skyweir** » Thu Nov 22, 2018 4:15 am

Targeting planetoids .. sure he could snap his fingers and poof .. but lets be honest gods just a big divine kid .. and we all know how much boys love their toys

Post by **wayfriend** » Thu Nov 29, 2018 4:55 pm

Unleashing fleets of cigar-shaped asteroids.

Post by **Wosbald** » Thu Nov 29, 2018 5:26 pm

+JMJ+

Vash likes life in the fast-lane.

Post by **Skyweir** » Fri Nov 30, 2018 8:24 am

Well .... I wont put my first thought .. when I realised I had W

Soooo ... moving along .... why does god need a space ship?

Why do you ask such a wibbly wobbly why? Wide berths and girths is old god .. and standard transport alternatives.. plus way too slow for wandering worm holes

Post by **wayfriend** » Fri Nov 30, 2018 6:12 pm

Xenodocheionology taken to intergalactic levels.

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Fri Nov 30, 2018 8:09 pm

wayfriend wrote:Xenodocheionology taken to intergalactic levels.

Very nice!

You've got to understand, even God needs to do some joyriding to loosen up!

Post by **Skyweir** » Fri Nov 30, 2018 11:00 pm

Zig zagging the length and breadth and depth of the universes of course

Post by **Lazy Luke** » Sat Dec 01, 2018 5:52 am

Alpooh snoitanirgerep hguorht eht rorrim esrevinu

Post by **Skyweir** » Sat Dec 01, 2018 9:38 am

Boasting his ownership at the next Elihimfest .. the gods only one

Post by **Lazy Luke** » Sun Dec 02, 2018 8:15 am

Channel Advent Sunday
♪ God gave rock and roll to you, gave rock and roll to you
Put it in the soul of everyone ... ♫

Post by **Skyweir** » Tue Dec 04, 2018 3:59 am

Didnt say he did. I have it strict authority that God dont want no starship .. he can get wherever he wants to go in the twinkling of an eye

Post by **samrw3** » Wed Dec 05, 2018 9:57 pm

Ever wonder where the universes end...so did God that's why

Post by **wayfriend** » Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:07 pm

Flirtin' with disaster, ya'll know what I mean.

Post by **Skyweir** » Fri Dec 07, 2018 1:33 am

God wants Great balls of Fire

.. and a star class

spaceship is exactly how to get them

Post by **wayfriend** » Mon Dec 17, 2018 9:57 pm

Heaven can wait, God needs to get the Hell out of here.

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ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"