Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Mon Jan 10, 2005 8:14 pm**

Violently attacked by cave wights wearing stirrup pants...had to spank them all and send them to bed without supper. No time for homework.

Posted: **Mon Jan 10, 2005 10:21 pm**

Waylaid by hungry sulky stirrup-pant-wearing-Cavewights sneaking out their bedroom windows. It wasn't pretty. God thing those stirrup pants made them vulnerable to pantsing, or I never would have got away!

Posted: **Mon Jan 10, 2005 11:48 pm**

Xasperated by renegade cave wights running around with their pants around their ankles....(Lead by Loremaster, none the less, but I've heard rumors that he pulled his own pants down. However, since that bit of data came from howling cave wights, I've sort of disregarded it.

Anyhow. No time to do the science project. It's better this way. The last time I finished a science project, I blew up my cat.

Posted: **Mon Jan 10, 2005 11:54 pm**

"You've gotta be kidding me! Homework?
Homework on a nice day like this?
I'm a kid... I need my outdoor exercise!
The doctor says that it is good for my lungs."

Posted: **Tue Jan 11, 2005 3:19 am**

Zephyrs were so sweet and warm that I went out to frolick instead.

Posted: **Tue Jan 11, 2005 3:27 am**

"Another Brick In The Wall" came on the radio (KAOS), had a Momentary Lapse Of Reason, went to the Dark Side Of The Moon to see some Animals, but had to pass The Piper At The Gates Of Dawn and didn't have "Time" to finish assignment before the Division Bell rang. (I hate math)

Posted: **Tue Jan 11, 2005 3:35 am**

Because I have a date this weekend. Seriously.

Posted: **Tue Jan 11, 2005 4:03 am**

Chaperoned Loremaster's date.

Posted: **Tue Jan 11, 2005 4:43 am**

Dateless, I wept so excessively that my eyes swelled shut and I couldn't see to do my homework.

Posted: **Tue Jan 11, 2005 6:13 am**

Empathy for the lovely ChoChiyo. The princess who saved me from pr0n and blindness.

Posted: **Tue Jan 11, 2005 7:50 am**

Found a stash of pr0n that Loremaster tossed out.

Posted: **Tue Jan 11, 2005 12:15 pm**

Gotta deporn Dennis. *sigh* My mission is never ending. Who has time for homework?

Posted: **Tue Jan 11, 2005 12:24 pm**

Have to deporn Cho! (Dennis infected her young mind). I don't have time for homework either!

Posted: **Tue Jan 11, 2005 12:53 pm**

I got all the porn that everybody else threw out.

Posted: **Tue Jan 11, 2005 1:42 pm**

Jealous of Cail's new pr0n collection. Too busy seething to do homework.

Posted: **Tue Jan 11, 2005 3:24 pm**

Kevinswatch posted 1000 times, and I was distracted.

Posted: **Tue Jan 11, 2005 5:30 pm**

Lameness of the assignment. I refuse to have anything to do with anything so uncool.

Posted: **Tue Jan 11, 2005 5:32 pm**

Maybe if I assigned you something to do overnight, you'd understand why I didn't do it.

Posted: **Tue Jan 11, 2005 6:19 pm**

Nobody tells me what to do. Especially the likes of you, Teach. Now get out of my face! Aw, man. Detention again?

Posted: **Tue Jan 11, 2005 7:25 pm**

Original Sin.

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