Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Mon Feb 12, 2007 6:10 am**

Not picking up the smock from the dry cleaner's--for 6 weeks running.

Posted: **Mon Feb 12, 2007 7:15 am**

Ogling the smock

Posted: **Mon Feb 12, 2007 7:49 am**

Presuming to borrow the smock without permission

Posted: **Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:09 pm**

Questing blindly beneath the smock.

Posted: **Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:38 pm**

Retching at the sight of the smock.

Posted: **Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:43 pm**

sexing up the smock.

Posted: **Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:50 pm**

Tickling the smock provacatively.

Posted: **Mon Feb 12, 2007 6:01 pm**

Using the smock for sex and then breaking the smock's heart.

Posted: **Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:12 am**

Fondle the smock.

Posted: **Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:14 am**

Oh SBG....there's a pattern to ALPHABETICAL, you know...

Viagra-fying the smock (ooh, look its collar is standing up!)

Posted: **Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:06 am**

Wrinkling the smock while in the commission of extra-curricular activities.

Posted: **Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:55 am**

X rated smock videos titled "A night in the smock" or "Smockwhacking"

Posted: **Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:33 am**

Y-fronting the smock...

Posted: **Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:58 pm**

Zesting the smock.

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:29 am**

Attaching a "Kick Me" sign to the back of the smock

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:55 am**

Beating the smock into submission like a bad lifetime movie and then promising to buy the smock cable to earn forgiveness.

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:41 am**

Cheating on the smock with a smock from another forum.

Posted: **Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:18 am**

Dangling naughty smock pictures in front of the smock wearer.

Posted: **Thu Feb 15, 2007 3:14 am**

Eating chocolate cake in front of the smock & not offering a taste!

Posted: **Thu Feb 15, 2007 4:58 am**

Flipping the bird at the smock wearer

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