ABC Bad Things

Post by **Daenerys Targaryen** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:27 pm

braces

Post by **onewyteduck** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 7:25 pm

Cat hairballs when you step in them.

Post by **Cheval** » Sun Oct 07, 2007 2:14 am

Dung being flung at you while visiting the chimp area at the zoo.

Post by **onewyteduck** » Sun Oct 07, 2007 4:15 pm

Elephantitis

Post by **Cheval** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 2:29 am

Forgetting your own name

Post by **onewyteduck** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 3:09 am

green mold on your bread

Post by **Cheval** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 12:32 am

Hitting up on your cousin for a date to the prom.

Post by **onewyteduck** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:18 am

Ingrown toenails

Post by **Cheval** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 8:32 pm

Jumping across a mud puddle...
and falling short.

Post by **onewyteduck** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 2:38 am

Kicking old ladies

Post by **Cheval** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 10:09 pm

Licking yourself in the middle of the street...
just like a dog would.

Post by **IrrationalSanity** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 3:12 am

Hacking the end of your thumb off when you're slicing onions for your Tuna Surprise.

Post by **onewyteduck** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 3:43 pm

ABC

Mange

Post by **IrrationalSanity** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 4:01 pm

Not scrolling to the bottom of the page to make sure you are responding to the last post.

Post by **onewyteduck** » Sun Oct 14, 2007 4:29 pm

Open sewage systems

Post by **Cagliostro** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:29 pm

Poo flavored chips.

Post by **Cheval** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:04 am

Quietly sneeking up behind the officer who is about to bust someone for carrying a concealed weapon.

Post by **Eztlicoatl** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 9:32 am

Reconstructive Surgery (as a practical joke).

Post by **emotional leper** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:00 am

Slipping Prozac into someone's coffee to see if they perk up, or if they really are just a miserable ass.

Post by **Wyldewode** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:55 pm

Trouble passing the drug screen at work.

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