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Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:27 pm
by Daenerys Targaryen
braces

Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 7:25 pm
by onewyteduck
Cat hairballs when you step in them.

Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 2:14 am
by Cheval
Dung being flung at you while visiting the chimp area at the zoo.

Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 4:15 pm
by onewyteduck
Elephantitis

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 2:29 am
by Cheval
Forgetting your own name

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 3:09 am
by onewyteduck
green mold on your bread

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 12:32 am
by Cheval
Hitting up on your cousin for a date to the prom.

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:18 am
by onewyteduck
Ingrown toenails

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 8:32 pm
by Cheval
Jumping across a mud puddle...
and falling short.

Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 2:38 am
by onewyteduck
Kicking old ladies

Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 10:09 pm
by Cheval
Licking yourself in the middle of the street...
just like a dog would.

Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 3:12 am
by IrrationalSanity
Hacking the end of your thumb off when you're slicing onions for your Tuna Surprise.

Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 3:43 pm
by onewyteduck
ABC

Mange

Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 4:01 pm
by IrrationalSanity
Not scrolling to the bottom of the page to make sure you are responding to the last post.

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 4:29 pm
by onewyteduck
Open sewage systems

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:29 pm
by Cagliostro
Poo flavored chips.

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:04 am
by Cheval
Quietly sneeking up behind the officer who is about to bust someone for carrying a concealed weapon.

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 9:32 am
by Eztlicoatl
Reconstructive Surgery (as a practical joke).

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:00 am
by emotional leper
Slipping Prozac into someone's coffee to see if they perk up, or if they really are just a miserable ass.

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:55 pm
by Wyldewode
Trouble passing the drug screen at work. 8O