Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Tue Dec 18, 2018 6:53 pm**

Instructions on back.

Oops you just peeled the label into tiny unreadable shreds!

Posted: **Fri Dec 21, 2018 10:33 am**

Jumping wormhole puddles cant be managed safely without a starship

Posted: **Fri Dec 21, 2018 7:41 pm**

Klingon Sto'vo'kor can wait, God needs to get the Gre'thor out of here.

Posted: **Fri Dec 21, 2018 8:25 pm**

Lazy looks through the greatest moments of all time to obtain gems of utter brilliance and then reflect them back in odd ways.

Posted: **Fri Dec 21, 2018 10:25 pm**

Mount of Olives would make a pretty cool landing site ... and redifine the mystic martini.

Posted: **Sat Dec 22, 2018 6:34 am**

Nanotechnological nostromus vehicular crash testing for gods in teeny tiny spaceships

Posted: **Sat Dec 22, 2018 10:44 am**

Oort Cloud surfing through kaleidoscopic debri is sumfin even Gods cannot resist.

Posted: **Fri Dec 28, 2018 9:02 pm**

Peccadillos on a planetary scale are more effectively fixed with starship resources.

Posted: **Tue Jan 08, 2019 1:12 pm**

Quarterly inspections of the angelic beings are much faster and efficient conducted via starship

Posted: **Tue Jan 08, 2019 2:29 pm**

Reclining bucket seats that go 140 LYPH (light years per hour).

Posted: **Tue Jan 08, 2019 4:26 pm**

Star gazing at high velocities

Posted: **Wed Jan 09, 2019 9:21 pm**

There's tons of room on a starship to fill up with bargain merchandise for the next time God want to go visit yard sales.

Posted: **Thu Jan 10, 2019 9:35 am**

Universe jumping

Posted: **Thu Jan 10, 2019 2:35 pm**

Visiting the heavenly infirmary after the universe jumping.

Posted: **Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:08 am**

Water making on Mars .. as the starship has terraforming capability

Posted: **Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:17 pm**

eXcuse making needs starship artificial intelligence

Posted: **Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:21 am**

Yield quotient analysis requires onboard computing capabilities which makes the who mental calculation aspects much more god efficient .. Lets face it gods a dude thats ALWAYS under the pump and on the go

Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2019 3:15 pm**

Zeitgebers throughout the universe require winding.

Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2019 3:22 pm**

+JMJ+

Ahead of the curve from all eternity.

Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2019 7:18 pm**

Buzzies Honey Nut Oats - with a free starship in every packet

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