Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Tue Jan 11, 2005 7:28 pm**

Porcupenguins ate it.

Posted: **Tue Jan 11, 2005 7:30 pm**

Quaffed copious quantities of Crown Royal after Little League practice, and blacked out.

Posted: **Tue Jan 11, 2005 7:37 pm**

Regurgitated said quantities of Crown Royal.

Posted: **Tue Jan 11, 2005 7:57 pm**

Spent evening mopping up quantities of regurgitated Crown Royal. Yuck.

Posted: **Tue Jan 11, 2005 8:26 pm**

Cail wrote:Maybe if I assigned you something to do overnight, you'd understand why I didn't do it.

Tripping over Myste while she was mopping up, and broke as many limbs as necessary to get out of doing homework.

Posted: **Tue Jan 11, 2005 8:55 pm**

No man is an island; so kiss my isthmus.

Posted: **Tue Jan 11, 2005 9:03 pm**

Uttered the Black Speech of Mordor and lost my homework in the resulting tempest.

Posted: **Tue Jan 11, 2005 9:17 pm**

Vanity and my freshly manicured fingernails prevented my touching ANYTHING for several hours.

See how pretty?

Posted: **Tue Jan 11, 2005 9:43 pm**

wiped my bum with it. sorry 'bout that, teach!

Posted: **Tue Jan 11, 2005 10:30 pm**

Xerox machine was possessed and ate both my homework and my dog.

Posted: **Tue Jan 11, 2005 10:55 pm**

Youthful hijinx with Dennis and a Painful DePornerization with Creator left me unable to focus on The Age of Enlightenment.

Posted: **Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:42 am**

Zipper stuck.
More important than homework right now.

Posted: **Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:45 am**

Abnormal desire to eat library paste overcame me.

Posted: **Wed Jan 12, 2005 4:13 am**

bawling my eyes out over lost pr0n and unable to see anything.

Posted: **Wed Jan 12, 2005 6:02 am**

Couldn't comfort Dennis, so wailed along with him.

Now we are both blinded.

Posted: **Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:15 pm**

Delivered a baby...needed to recover.

Posted: **Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:23 pm**

Egged in drive-by egging. Lay unconscious in ditch for hours before help arrived.

Posted: **Wed Jan 12, 2005 2:25 pm**

First aid needed to be applied to CovJr's many broken bones. Far, far more important than doing homework.

Posted: **Wed Jan 12, 2005 2:28 pm**

Gobbled excessive number of dried prunes. Dealing with consequences....

Posted: **Wed Jan 12, 2005 2:43 pm**

Had to explain to Cho that drying prunes is redundant since prunes are actually dried plums.

Took all night!

ABC Why I Didn't Turn In My Homework game