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in CHESS? Gil Galad KICKS Creator's butt!!

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my money is maybe, much more open concept

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Ronald - more friends (Grimace, Ham Burgler, etc)


Superman vs. Galactus
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Glactus could just eat Superman

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Barney, hands down because he has the gun.
(Even though it's not loaded)
Mr. Furley would just faint at the sight of a handgun.


David Addison or Monk?
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Monk, he is much quirkier

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Well, if Miss America is Mr America's daughter...then HE probebly thinks he's winning, but she's really got him wrapped around his little finger.

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The geek. The nerd is a complacent outcast whereas the geek is pissed, awkward, and just can't get out of his Mom's basement.

speaking of nerds...

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Kirk.....no-one ever killed Kirk (that I know of), but Spock died in one of the films, so he's obviously a pussy, despite all his stoic half-vulcanism.

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Vixen...and we all know why.

Rumsfeld vs. MacNamara.
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stalemate of disasterous proportions

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*BUMP*


Popeye. Hes got the power of spinach behinds his franchise!

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Jeez - no contest!! Sesame Street gets Big Bird, Snuffalupagus, and the Space freaks together, they push the Teletubbies down the hill and onto the freeway....GAME OVER!

Crack ho or gym junkie?
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Hmm. It depends on whether or not the crack ho is on it as they fight. If not, then she's going to go berserk for more "stuff".

But if she is, then the gym junkie would break ehr in half while she's zoned out.


STOMP v.s. Blue Man Group.
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STOMP ... would STOMP all over them!! :biggrin:

Wolverine vs. Spidey?
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Wolverine. He can't be harmed.

A Maple Tree v.s. a Pine Tree
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Maple ... tastier sap!! :D

Onslaught vs. Thanos
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Hmmm...
Wikepedia gave me a rundown of their espective powers, and I'll go with Thanos on this one. He's got the Matter manipulation over Onlaught.

Paris Hilton v.s. Tyra Banks
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Tyra, hands... and everything else...down! Tyra is waaaay too pissed these days for Paris to een think about messin' with her.

Angus versus Robocop?
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Angus...MacGyver? Versus ROBOCOP!? SERIOUS! MacGyver! He would just tear the robo's ass apart and make him into a bomb to blast his way out of the arena.


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