Corrupt a wish

Post by **magickmaker17** » Wed May 14, 2008 4:49 am

Alakazaam!

Someone packs your stuff just the way you want it to be done! But they decide that they like all your stuff a lot, and since they did all the hard work, they take it all.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow and shelve tons of books...

Post by **Auleliel** » Wed May 14, 2008 4:53 am

Poof!
You don't have to go to work tomorrow to shelve tons of books, because a radical censor-crazy group of people has burned all the books. For some reason, your boss thinks you're responsible for this, and you no longer have a job to go to.

I wish my portfolio was already finished so I wouldn't have to stay up all night working on it.

Post by **Cheval** » Fri May 16, 2008 2:02 am

ZZAAPP!

Your portfolio is finished.
However, you wake up the next morning to discover that you had written it in Japanese characters.
And you didn't even know that you knew how to write Japanese!

My wish is that I wasn't so damned popular at work.

Post by **Auleliel** » Fri May 16, 2008 2:39 am

Poof!
You are no longer as popular at work. In fact, you are now an outcast because you now have leprosy.

I wish to get a perfect score on my final tomorrow without cheating or much studying.

Post by **Cheval** » Mon May 19, 2008 9:03 pm

*KA-BAM!*

The smoke clears, visibility comes into focus, and the loud thunderclap echoes into the distance.

And you see that you made a PERFECT score on your test.
Too bad the person sitting next to you was looking at your answers and was caught.
Now you're both in deep trouble and get suspended for the rest of the school year.

I wish that I could take my vacation now.

Post by **Auleliel** » Tue May 20, 2008 3:14 am

Abracadabra!
Your vacation starts now, and you even win a free trip to the Bahamas! Unfortunately, a hurricane comes along and spoils everything. Now you'll be lucky to make it home in one piece.

I wish my journey to and from Mexico will be safe and uneventful.

Post by Ki » Thu May 22, 2008 7:10 pm

Kabam! Your journey to and from Mexico is safe and uneventful. But.....the Canadians tried to take over America while you're away so you return to a war zone.

I wish the meeting was OVER!!!!!!!

Post by **Fullmetal660** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:04 am

Shazam!
Your meeting is over, but it was a meeting to dicuss another, even worse meeting that your now being forced to go to.

I wish my wish to be corrupted!!! (corrupt that, ha! lol)

Post by Ki » Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:45 pm

Ta Da! Your wish has been corrupted, but it was so close to the truth that it hurt your feelings.

I wish I was turning 29 on my b-day instead of 39.

Post by **aliantha** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:51 pm

(Ohhh, this is too easy...)

Shazam! The clock has been rolled back to your 29th birthday! Unfortunately, all the life wisdom you gained over those ten years is gone, too. Have fun re-doing all the dumb stuff you did the first time!

I wish that next Wednesday would hurry up and get here, so I can get on that train to the Denver Seafest!

Post by **Sorus** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:11 pm

*snap*

It's Wednesday. You haven't packed, and you will miss the train if you don't leave Right Now.

I wish I was going to Denver.

Post by **balon!** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:21 pm

*fizzle*

You arrive in Denver, but as an incorpreal being. You can view, but not be viewed.
Except by Jenn.
But everyone just thinks she liquored up, anyway.
I mean, it IS party night.

I wish I didn't have to go to work today.

Post by Ki » Sat Jun 14, 2008 5:54 pm

Balon wrote:*fizzle*

You arrive in Denver, but as an incorpreal being. You can view, but not be viewed.
Except by Jenn.
But everyone just thinks she liquored up, anyway.
I mean, it IS party night.

I wish I didn't have to go to work today.

I wave my magic wand and say the magic words, "Balon doesn't have to work today." But now you have to clean house.

I wish I wasn't irritable.

Post by **Cheval** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 1:23 am

POOF!

Your irritable-ness (is that a word?) has suddenly been replaced with feelings of pure joy.
You're pregnant.

My wish is for a vacation to meet some of you folks.

Post by **Auleliel** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:16 am

Poof! You have a month's vacation, and even a bonus to spend on airfare, to go visit whomever you wish from Kevin's Watch. Unfortunately, everyone else has to work overtime for the entire month, and nobody has any fun during your visits because they are so tired.

I wish to be caught up with the stack of mail and e-mails I missed while I was away.

Post by Ki » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:14 am

Presto magico--you have caught up on all your emails and mail. But, you forgot about that pile of work on your desk you have to do too.

I wish I wasn't hungry

Post by **Auleliel** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 3:58 am

Abracadabra! You just ate your fill of delicious nachos and are no longer hungry. However, the chips were very salty and you are now thirsty without a beverage.

I wish I knew what I was doing.

Post by **aliantha** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:31 pm

*poof*

Not only do you now know what you're doing -- you know *everything*. In fact, you're *so* knowledgeable that God decides to go on vacation for an eon or two and puts you in charge. Good luck!

I wish I could eat anything I wanted and never worry about gaining weight.

Post by **Auleliel** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:49 pm

*Poof*
You can eat whatever you want and you aren't worried about gaining weight. But that's because all you ever want to eat is celery.

I wish to be more athletic.

Post by Ki » Fri Jun 27, 2008 7:06 pm

With a wave of my magic wand, you are more athletic. But, you are so athletic you badly injured yourself and it is a chronic injury you have to cater to.

I wish I didn't have to work ever again!