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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 1:29 am
by onewyteduck
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

London Bridge is falling down.....and I gotta be there to see it happen.

Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 1:51 am
by drew
Maybe someday...just not any day that has the word "Day" in it..m'Kay?

Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:36 am
by onewyteduck
Not that you should take this personally or anything but I really can't stand you!

Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 10:02 pm
by drew
Once, I saw you burp, and a little bit of barf came out of your mouth, man it was gross...I can't get that image out of my head..sorry.

Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 11:37 pm
by Cheval
Purple spiked hair?
Five nose rings?
27 tattoos down yonder? 8O

You've got to be kidding!

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 1:39 am
by onewyteduck
Quarters! All you have in your pocket is quarters!

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 4:12 am
by Creator
Really sick!! :(

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 11:24 pm
by Cheval
Skid-marks are in my underwear...
still interested in a date?

Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 4:31 am
by dennisrwood
taking time to sort out who the hell I am

Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:42 pm
by drew
Unless Hell has frozen over, hte world has come to an end, and you're the last person on earth, I'd say the chances are pretty slim.

Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 5:42 am
by dennisrwood
Vicks Vapor Rub Overdose

Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 3:09 pm
by onewyteduck
While I'd really like to go out with you, I have this previous commitment....

Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 5:46 pm
by drew
X!

That's right, you're my EX!! get over it!

Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 9:17 pm
by Cheval
Yeti was sighted in my backyard.
Gotta go track that sucka!

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 12:03 am
by dennisrwood
zoo is pressing charges, said that what i did to the llamas does not fall under the petting zoo guidelines.

Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 1:42 am
by onewyteduck
All the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't make me go out with you again!

Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 9:21 am
by drew
Brains.
I've got 'em, you don't.

Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 5:36 pm
by lucimay
Contagion, i have Ebola, am bleeding from my eyeballs and can't see to drive.

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:51 am
by Cheval
Did anyone ever tell you that you look like
the south end of a northbound elephant?
THAT'S WHY!!!

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 6:29 pm
by lucimay
Fingernails, you have stuff growing under them...