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Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:53 am**

Can I have an each-way bet? Jay, probably because he can ban Vain's ass...

Jayne Cobb or Nick Succorso?

Posted: **Sat Feb 17, 2007 4:14 am**

Nick. Way cooler name.

Frodo or Samwise?

Posted: **Sat Feb 17, 2007 4:24 am**

Frodo would kick Sam's whiny ass!!

Silver Surfer vs. Human Torch

Posted: **Sat Feb 17, 2007 4:26 am**

The Torch. I like him better. Though, to be realistic, the Surfer would probobly win.

Areal Seasponge V.S. Spongbob.

Posted: **Wed May 02, 2007 1:11 am**

SpongeBob would lose...
just because I cannot stand him!

Patrick or Squiggly?

Posted: **Wed May 02, 2007 3:22 am**

Patrick. He looks like a fighter.

The Koolade Guy VS The Cheetos Cheetah.

Posted: **Fri May 04, 2007 4:05 pm**

Here's how I envision it:

Chester Cheetah starts to claw at the glass of the Kool-Aid Man, doing nothing, while the Kool-Aid Man just upends himself, trapping Chester with no air and a bunch of sugar water. The process doesn't take too long. OH YEAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Gigglypuff vs. Mork from Ork

Posted: **Fri May 04, 2007 8:46 pm**

Mork for two reasons:
1- He has Orson on his side and
2- Gigglypuff sounds like a real pansie!

Sean Connery as James Bond
or
Van Deisel as XXX?

Posted: **Sat May 05, 2007 8:48 pm**

...though Vin is kind of a bad assed/ass kicker; Connery, especially as Bond, would beat him Phycologically...by sleeping with Vin's girlfriend, and then latter Vin's mom.

VS

Posted: **Mon May 07, 2007 10:10 pm**

I guess what we have is a classic struggle between fire and ice. The devil smilie represents fire, and the cool guy represents "cool." Ice melts. End of fight. Unless you think that the water could put out fire...

The chicken vs. the egg?

Posted: **Sun May 13, 2007 1:31 am**

The Chicken. She'd just squeeze as shes giving birth and crush the bastard.

Bob Marley vs. Frank Sinatra.

Posted: **Sun May 13, 2007 1:36 am**

With his MOB connections,

, you've got to be kidding!!!

The chairman of the Board has Marley in cement overshoes at the bottom of the harbor!!

Steve Tyler vs. Mick Jagger!

Posted: **Sun May 13, 2007 1:50 am**

Tyler. He'd just blind jagger with his spit spray attack.

Jabba the Hut VS Bobba Fett.

Posted: **Sun May 13, 2007 2:11 am**

The bounty hunter would disintergrate his ugly fat slug of a body!!

Iron Man vs. Spiderman?

Posted: **Sun May 13, 2007 2:13 am**

Gotta go with Spidey. I mean, Iron Man amounts to a hunk of steel. Spidey's got the "super" factor over him.

A couple of Cavewights VS an Ent (Tolkien)

Posted: **Sun May 13, 2007 2:17 am**

Gotta go with da Ents ... Cavewright SMASH!!! like big ORCS!!

hmmmmm ....

Lord Foul vs. Sauron!!

Posted: **Sun May 13, 2007 2:18 am**

Foul. At least, over time. Sauron's too greedy and bashy. Fouls got the patience over him.

Covenant VS Boromir.

Posted: **Mon May 14, 2007 8:17 pm**

If Boromir could be taken down by a bunch of arrows, then White Gold fire could take him down. Unless Covenant was feeling guilty, and not wanting to use the power, then Boromir.

Bruce Lee vs. Miss Piggy

Posted: **Mon May 14, 2007 8:18 pm**

You know, my mind says Lee, but the gut says Ms. Piggy. I mean, how could Bruce Lee react to a talking walking Kung-Fu fighting pig?!

Tie Game.

The Cast of the Muppets VS the Cast of Cragglerock.

Posted: **Mon May 14, 2007 8:41 pm**

I think the Doozers tip the balance in their favor.

Flying Spaghetti Monster vs. the chupacabra

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