Kevin's Watch

Ki wrote:With a wave of my magic wand, you are more athletic. But, you are so athletic you badly injured yourself and it is a chronic injury you have to cater to.

I wish I didn't have to work ever again!

Abracadabra! You never have to work again, because you are dead.

I wish my imagination was less morbid.

*SHUCKS*

Instead of morbidness...you now have a bright a sunny dispostion.
So bright and sunny infact, that people think that you are some kind of looney, you know, because you are always smilling and laughing at everything.
Evenutally, while at a funeral for the parents of one of your best friend's, you start to giggle uncontrolabaly, and you are thrown out, and shunned by your friends, and family for life.
Of course, this doesn't really bother, and you find it rather amusing.

I wish I was a beter smeller.

drew wrote:*SHUCKS*

...
I wish I was a beter smeller.

I suppose you meant better?
Your wish is granted, on behalf of those around you.
Now we ALL think you smell better!

(Maybe it was the shower instead of magic that made your wish come true.)


My wish is to buy a bigger house.

Abracadabra! You have bought a bigger house. Unfortunately, you had to sell all your belongings, your family, and your soul in order to afford it, so it's pretty empty. Enjoy the space, 'cause that's all you have left. It doesn't even have a decent view.

I wish for a crazy hat.

PAZZAZ!
You get the craziest-looking hat anybody has ever seen.
It is so wild that you wear it all of the time.
It also goes well with the crazy clothes that you wear with it.
That's what made the public officials commit you to the insane asylum. Bye-bye.


I wish I could see the facial expression on Auleliel
when she finds out that her and her crazy hat are getting locked-up.

Poof! Here is my facial expression: It isn't as exciting as you thought it would be, and in your disappointment you vow never to return to the internet, and everyone misses you on KW but you don't know because you aren't here. Isn't that sad?

I wish me and my crazy had were marooned on a deserted tropical island instead of trapped in an insane asylum.

With a wave of my magic wand, you and your crazy hat are marooned on a deserted tropical island but it is the home of an insane asylum.

I wish I wasn't so sad tonight.

Abracadabra! You aren't sad because you are with me on the insane asylum tropical island, and we are having a crazy hat party. Unfortunately, we aren't allowed to leave.

I wish I could just magick all my troubles away.

Ta Da!!! Your troubles have been magicked away but magick creates new and even worse troubles.

I wish there was something worth watching on TV.

Poof! Every show on TV is worth watching, but your whole neighborhood is without power so your TV doesn't work and you can't watch them.

I wish for telekenesis.

Wham bam! You have telekinesis. But the power is so overwhelming that it causes you to go insane. And wear really crazy hats.

I wish I could be someone else....someone cool.

Poof! You are someone else, someone cool, but you are no longer yourself, which is sad because before you were yourself--someone even cooler.

I wish to have already finished all I need to do today.

Poof! You are already finished with everything you have to do today. But now you have to go to bed since you no longer have an excuse to be up.

I wish my house was clean!

Poof! Your house is so clean you can't do anything in it for fear of messing it up.

I wish what Ki said to corrupt my previous wish was true.

Ta Da!! You get to go to bed. But once you are there, you worry about what you've forgotten to do and can't sleep.

I wish I wasn't tired.

Abracadabra! You aren't tired, and now it's bedtime and you can't sleep.

I wish I could make myself pack for tomorrow.

Poof...you make yourself pack for tomorrow. But tomorrow comes and you forget your bags.

I wish Malik wouldn't watch the news right now. Too late for boring news!!!!

Poof! Malik isn't watching the news right now. He's watching your least favorite movie, and it's three hours long and very loud.

I wish I could meet the people here on KW.

NOOOOOO!!!!!

Poof! You get to meet people here on the Watch, but now, when you post with them, you miss them after getting to spend time with them.

I wish that my ex will be pleasant tomorrow when I pick up my son.

Poof! Your ex is pleasant. It's your son who's unpleasant.

I wish I knew what to pack.