Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Tue Nov 08, 2005 11:02 pm**

Girl? You're a girl? Really? Well, I still don't think so..A girl? Really? Are you sure?--Yeah, sory not date....Just check any of the above reasons.

Posted: **Mon Nov 14, 2005 5:37 pm**

Hives, darling, i have hives, very very contagious, oozing obnoxious hives.

Posted: **Mon Nov 14, 2005 6:45 pm**

Insipid Harlot! How dare you question my decisions!!

Posted: **Tue Nov 15, 2005 9:01 am**

just how much do you charge anyway, for the happy ending i mean.

Posted: **Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:37 am**

Killer bees are headed this way.
Gotta find shelter!

Posted: **Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:36 am**

Love got in the way

Posted: **Mon Dec 12, 2005 3:42 pm**

my face fell off

Posted: **Mon Dec 12, 2005 9:37 pm**

no money for dates.

Posted: **Mon Dec 12, 2005 11:00 pm**

Parents said I cannot go out on a school night

Posted: **Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:01 am**

quitting the dating scene.

Posted: **Tue Dec 13, 2005 5:47 am**

Really, I think you are ugly.

Posted: **Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:50 am**

Syd Barrett is stopping by.
Wouldn't miss that for anything in the world.

Posted: **Wed Dec 14, 2005 2:45 am**

Thanks to cheval taking "S" before I noticed it was next, I have to sit here watching until it comes up again so I can do my favorite S excuse.

Posted: **Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:27 am**

u woodnt wont 2 dait a guy dat caint spel rite

Posted: **Wed Dec 14, 2005 5:53 am**

vexed right now, try back tomorrow.

Posted: **Wed Dec 14, 2005 6:16 am**

Wouldn't want to be caught seeing you.

Posted: **Wed Dec 14, 2005 9:55 pm**

XXX was on tv-therefore i prefered my own company

Posted: **Thu Dec 15, 2005 6:04 am**

Yentl was on tv.

Posted: **Thu Dec 15, 2005 7:01 am**

Zoo trip gone bad, was gored by lion.

Posted: **Thu Dec 15, 2005 10:53 pm**

Acute Angina?
I thought you said something else...
never mind then.

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