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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 8:43 pm
by balon!
the Chupacabra was created in scientifict documents by His Noodly Appendage. No fight.
Rock VS Jazz (physical manifestations)
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 8:49 pm
by Cagliostro
Jazz confuses Rock, but ultimately, the axes beat down the saxes.
There is a lot of blood though.
The Old Man and the Sea vs. The Man in the Ochre Robe.
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 8:56 pm
by balon!
Hmmmm...
Well the old Man in the Sea is powerfull, but ultimatley he's stuck within the Arch of time, while the Man in the Ochre Robe is stuck outside the Arch of time.
So if Ochre robe sent his representative to fight the Sea, I think Sea would win.
Sea.
Trees VS Shruburries.
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 9:02 pm
by Cagliostro
Through attrition, trees win....branches down...
Keira Knightly or Keira nightly?
Sorry, I'm answering this to say I'd take Keira nightly.
The Illuminati or the Society of Assassins?
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 10:29 pm
by balon!
Haven't read Erickson, so I'll say the Iluminati. Cooler name.
AM radio VS FM radio.
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 10:35 pm
by Cagliostro
FM typically has stronger signals. FM wins the battle of the airwaves.
Chim-Chim
see Fishbone
vs. Clyde
see Clint Eastwood
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 10:37 pm
by balon!
Clyde. Frickin' Chim Chim is a PUNK!
Hulk Hogan VS The Undertaker.
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 10:53 pm
by Cheval
Undertaker would bury Hulk.
Hulk is too old and has a big head. (It would get in his way.)
Speed Racer or Johny Quest?
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 10:57 pm
by balon!
Johnny Quest. He'd just collapse some ancient temple and bury Speed and his car.
Rabbits VS Hares.
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 10:59 pm
by Cheval
Bunnies are sooooo cute. (Rabbits that is)
Nobody wants a (grey) hare.
Monkeys or Cobras?
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 11:02 pm
by balon!
The Money would pick up a frickin' stick and bash that Cobras brains out.
Mountain Bikes VS Road Bikes.
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 12:04 am
by Cheval
Road bikes are agile and fast. Can dodge quicker and able to haul butt.
But I'd have to go with the mountain bikes because they're rugged and built to take the beating.
Bewitched, I Dream Of Jeannie, or Sabrina the Teenage Witch?
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 1:24 am
by danlo
In their prime Jeannie was def the hottest-but she's gullible and Samantha would stuff her in her bottle while she wasn't looking. As she's about to make Sabrina dissapear with her nose twitch-the talking cat blindsides her: Sabrina
Bea Arthur or Janet Reno?
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 1:28 am
by Cheval
Ooo, tough one since they both look like guys.
(Could be a tie here, folks.)
Let the next poster decide because I don't wanna break any one's heart.
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 5:25 am
by danlo
vs
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 5:45 am
by balon!
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 4:24 pm
by Cagliostro
Bea Arthur wins. She's bigger...at least in the picture form.
Godzilla or Pikachu?
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 6:50 pm
by balon!
Pikachu. 'Zilla's WAY to big to find one battery-mouse. Then Pikachu'd jump down his throat and open up the Crash Kit.
A man with no arms VS a man with no legs.
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 8:39 pm
by Cagliostro
I think the man with no arms would be at more of a disadvantage. Especially if the man with no legs had a Weeble body.
Transformers vs. GI Joe
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 8:59 pm
by Cheval
(Damn, Bea Arthur looks more like Phyllis Diller!)
GI Joe would kick any Transformer's booty 'cause he would use his "karate chop grip" while the Transformer is busy being flashy and morphing.
Mr. Bill or Gumby?
