Kevin's Watch

goatkiller666 wrote:You know it's a bad sign, when even your multiple personalities have nothing interesting to say.

Voice of the Evil Monkey: "Hey, let's sit on the couch and watch TV."
You: "Wait... aren't you supposed to tell me to go kill people and eat their entrails, or something?"
Voice of the Evil Monkey: "Nah. American Idol is on."
You: "Oh, sweet!"

Now you sound like Turiya!

^ My gods...he does.

--A

Me: "Who's Turiya?"

Voice of the Evil Monkey: "According to Wikipedia, turiya is the secret fourth state of consciousness. It is the state where you are conscious, but lack thought. Pure being without all the lies found in the 'real world' or 'dream world'."

Me: "I... guess... that makes sense when talking about MPD?"

Voice of the Accountant of Doom: "Perhaps they're talking about a person on the Watch?"

Voice of the Evil Monkey: "Oh. Yes." <sound of an infinite number of monkeys typing> "Ah. Typing Monkey #1,634,987,153 says that it randomly did that search. User Turiya does exist. She started in 2003, and has posted only 40 times total."

Me: "But I don't know her. Is it a her?"

Voice of the Evil Monkey: "Uh... could be. It's probably less sexist to assume a female than a male, when you don't know."

Me: "Wait... shouldn't you be telling me to be MORE sexist?"

Voice of the Evil Monkey: "Are you kidding? If it's a chick, I can PM with her..."

Me: "Okay, stop. I don't want to hear the details, you sicko."

Ah, but there are multiple Turiya's on the Watch.
The one we are referring to was Turiya Foul, I think. She has since changed her user name away from that, but will always remain Turiya to us...

She's...She's...She's just Turiya...sorta the Watch's own evil...evil...something. Raver probably. She calls herself something else now though...can't pronounce it, let alone spell it. Reis something.

Anyway, she was Turiya Raver...or Turiya Foul...or something. Not the one you found.

--A

Yes. Now she's got some anime-ish name.

I tell ya, it's *so* hard to keep track around here...

Hahaha, me, I haven't even changed my Edgetar in five years.

--A

Me neither. Mine is just such a stunning likeness that I can't bear to part with it.

Even as I clicked back to this thread, I realised you hadn't either.

--A

Well...
...at least I don't have multiple username disorder, unless it is for the GT games. On the general Watch, Menolly I've been and Menolly I'll stay.

...except for the stray GT persona post...

Menolly wrote:On the general Watch, Menolly I've been and Menolly I'll stay.

I thought you were also dAN...

I must be boring...
I have the same user name no matter where I go.
Been "Cheval" since 1978 and my avatar is the original one since Edge made it wa-a-ay back when.
Oh, wait a minute. I do change my signature every once in a while. One of these days I may put all 4 or 5 of them on at once.

wayfriend wrote:

Menolly wrote:On the general Watch, Menolly I've been and Menolly I'll stay.

I thought you were also dAN...

no, no, no...
that was Waddley.
and since you met both of us at danlo's...

The question becomes: is dAN one of us???

...however, the fact that I have met dAN on multiple occasions and was an overnight guest of his a couple of months ago, dispels that rumor as far as he and I being one and the same as well.

Menolly wrote:...however, the fact that I have met dAN on multiple occasions and was an overnight guest of his a couple of months ago, dispels that rumor as far as he and I being one and the same as well.

We have only your word for that. And just because several of your personalities communicate with each other, it does not mean they're different people.

goatkiller666 wrote:

Menolly wrote:...however, the fact that I have met dAN on multiple occasions and was an overnight guest of his a couple of months ago, dispels that rumor as far as he and I being one and the same as well.

We have only your word for that. And just because several of your personalities communicate with each other, it does not mean they're different people.

Survey says:

X X X



Taken at the Clear Frontier gig for which I was dAN's overnight guest.

Menolly wrote:Survey says:

X X X



Taken at the Clear Frontier gig for which I was dAN's overnight guest.

"This is me, my cousin Jim-Bob, my other cousin Jim-Bob (no relation), and that foreign kid Fez. But nobody will know if I label one of the Jim-Bobs as 'dAN'."

You can't produce evidence that's corroborated by someone OTHER THAN you and this hypothetical person... I ain't buyin' it.

For all we know, YOU could be the foreign guy on the right, and Menolly is just your female on-line persona. You just walked up to some American tourists in your home country, and took a picture of you standing next to them.

you so silly.

In fact, I'm going to have to ask for that to be notorized, please. 'Cause telling cousin Jim-Bob to log on and say he was there... I'm not sure I'll believe that either.

Of course... how could Jim-Bob prove that dAN was his account instead of yours? You give him the password, and the notary public can't tell the difference.

Can you have 'fake identity' theft?

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Yeah, I think I'm just not going to believe you on this. I can't think of a way you can prove you're right. So I gotta go with my gut, which says that you're not trustworthy. You just look like an untrustworthy sort.

Or that female American tourist in the picture does, anyway. Fez looks honest as all get-out.

fine fine
as long as it doesn't interfere with The Numen suggesting ways to cook Raucous.

Get a room, you two
(If there's really two of you)
Give us this thread back