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Posted: **Tue Jan 22, 2008 5:23 am**

Esmer,

WHY am I not ALLOWED to be HAPPY?

Posted: **Tue Jan 22, 2008 5:26 am**

Emotional Leper wrote:Esmer,

WHY am I not ALLOWED to be HAPPY?

Louis: Eckhart saw Hell too. He said: The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, he said. They're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying and... and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth.

Posted: **Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:03 am**

Esmer,

Esmer wrote:
Emotional Leper wrote:Esmer,

WHY am I not ALLOWED to be HAPPY?

Louis: Eckhart saw Hell too. He said: The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, he said. They're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying and... and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth.

WTH?

Are you trying to teach ME about ATTACHMENT?

Posted: **Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:16 am**

Emotional Leper wrote:Esmer,
Esmer wrote:
Emotional Leper wrote:Esmer,

WHY am I not ALLOWED to be HAPPY?

Louis: Eckhart saw Hell too. He said: The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, he said. They're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying and... and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth.

WTH?

Are you trying to teach ME about ATTACHMENT?

No. I answer questions that you ask me. People can be attached to themselves too. There is another word for it.

Posted: **Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:43 am**

Is that word, "Recognising the most important thing in the Two Universes?"

Posted: **Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:45 am**

Why, why, why, Delilah?

Posted: **Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:52 am**

Montressor wrote:Why, why, why, Delilah?

Did you have your knife in your hand?

Posted: **Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:59 am**

Emotional Leper wrote:
Did you have your knife in your hand?

No, then I think I'd have to say something like: "Ohhh, Bill, what 'ave you dun now...?"

And I generally prefer bricks and mortar as my method of murder. Amontillado is, of course, the preferred bait.

Posted: **Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:12 am**

Can a pregnant woman drive in the carpool lane?

Posted: **Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:24 am**

Zenlunatic wrote:Can a pregnant woman drive in the carpool lane?

No. Women can't drive.

Posted: **Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:45 am**

Esmer wrote:
Zenlunatic wrote:Can a pregnant woman drive in the carpool lane?
No. Women can't drive.

Unfortunately that doesn't stop them though. (hides with Esmer).

Posted: **Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:47 am**

You better hide.

Posted: **Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:04 am**

Why I oughta.... straight to the moon Esmer, straight to the moon.

Posted: **Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:06 am**

what happened?

Posted: **Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:28 am**

What came first the can or the can opener?

Posted: **Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:41 am**

Zenlunatic wrote:What came first the can or the can opener?

The nature of human ingenuity has always been to create something they could not use then have to create another way just to use it. The can came first of course. Then came a smashed can.

Posted: **Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:43 am**

Are "Slow Children At Play" signs cruel?

Posted: **Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:49 am**

Zenlunatic wrote:Are "Slow Children At Play" signs cruel?

Only if you tell them.

Posted: **Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:59 am**

Can a schizophrenic drive in the carpool lane?

Posted: **Wed Jan 23, 2008 3:01 am**

Zenlunatic wrote:Can a schizophrenic drive in the carpool lane?

Which one?

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