Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Sat Jul 09, 2016 11:14 pm**

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Posted: **Sun Jul 10, 2016 4:08 am**

If bread is the staff of life, how come you can't use it a walking stick on a hike?

Posted: **Mon Jul 11, 2016 7:46 pm**

If man cannot live on bread alone, who brought the peanut butter??

Posted: **Mon Jul 11, 2016 9:35 pm**

Do choosy mothers *really* choose Jif?

Posted: **Sat Jul 30, 2016 9:36 am**

What's the option?

Posted: **Fri Aug 12, 2016 5:56 pm**

What's the other option?

Posted: **Fri Aug 19, 2016 9:25 pm**

what's the frequency, Kenneth?

Posted: **Tue Aug 23, 2016 5:47 pm**

Does radio-frequency radiation cause your shoelaces to become untied?

Posted: **Tue Aug 23, 2016 7:28 pm**

Does tequila have a similar (but more generalized) effect?

Posted: **Mon Sep 26, 2016 7:41 pm**

Does scrubbing your headlights with toothpaste actually make them cleaner?

Posted: **Tue Nov 08, 2016 1:29 am**

Does scrubbing your teeth with a headlight make your teeth brighter?

Posted: **Tue Nov 08, 2016 12:20 pm**

Is voting for a president you can't stand good for your soul?

Posted: **Sat Nov 12, 2016 3:22 am**

Why do we have a Miss Universe pageant when the contestants are all earthlings?

Posted: **Sat Nov 12, 2016 5:33 pm**

Are the "Joint Chiefs" allowed to bogart?

Posted: **Sat Nov 12, 2016 6:36 pm**

What would it be like if you could see smells?

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2016 1:51 am**

What would it be like if we could smell sounds?

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2016 5:30 pm**

WHY Does she sell seashells by the seashore? Wouldn't be better to sell them in places where they aren't so readily available?

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2016 11:43 pm**

Why does the chicken cross the road?

Posted: **Tue Nov 22, 2016 12:16 am**

Why does everyone question the motives of said chicken?

Posted: **Tue Nov 22, 2016 12:18 pm**

Why is there only one star in this solar system?

random questions?