Kevin's Watch

Undercover agents of the polkaing Nazi's spirited me away to their top sekrit spy base and tried to make me reveal my sekrits--but I resisted their mind probes and tortures....I did finally break down and give them my list of spelling words. Hee hee. They think they are the code words to launch the nuclear missiles.

Verily I say unto you, my homework was completed within the required time contraint, forasmuch as I always try to have mine asignments finished with an accuracy that seconds no other, yet as I traversed to this learning facility this morrow, it so happened, that by chance a large canine came at me, I thwarted the beast away with the only weapon on my person, which as dark luck would have, turned out to be your percribed assignment.

Woke in a ditch with a half empty bottle of rum. Spent the rest of the evening consuming the rest of it. Waste not want not...

Xylophones fell on my head leaving me quite disoriented and unable to function for the evening

Zipper malfunction made it necessary for me to rush Loremaster to the Emergency Room for medical attention.

Poor sod.

Alabama got the bomb and well, things got a little out of hand

Botswana called me for political advice, and I had to spend an hour telling them that I hated politics.

Candide was on Great Performances last night, and you said we should never miss an opportunity to learn. I learned about physics. All about physics.

Dang dANdeLION was up in the tree again.

(Doesn't he ever learn?)

Doctor called me instead of Cho to tell me the news about Loremaster .... Spent all night trying to locate her - should have looked on Kevin's Watch...

I told the Doctor to stop listening to Drew...

Egads! Had to go buy Loremaster some button-fly jeans as he now has a zipper phobia.

Forgot to come out from hiding.
(Is DAN gone? I hear he got him a BB gun too.)

Gone shopping with Cho.
Got lost in the Mall -- I guess I never get my HW done and
Get
Good
Grades...

Had to call cops. Somebody was shooting BB's at me from the tree.

(Dang that dAN)

Had to apologize to dAN for shooting him out of the tree earlier.
Took all day to convince him that I really was sorry.
(I don't think that he believes me. )

Immediatly was called out of my house. Someone down the road was making an alful racket. No time to get this hw done.

Just me making all that racket.
I landed on a trash can when dAN booted me in the rear. ("Now you know how a sore butt feels like!" He said.)

Kicked dAN for kicking Cheval so he could see the difference between a sore bum from bb's and a sore bum from kicking.

Then he kicked me back. Meanie.

Laughed so hard at everyone on Kevin's Watch I split something inside of me and could not sit down to do HW.

Do you realize this is my 1111 post? cool huh?

Limping to Cho's place to strike a deal:
Let's just drop the whole thing and stay friends.
Too tender to sit down and do homework.