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Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 9:49 pm
by Cagliostro
Smart money is on Gumby. Mr. Bill lives to die.
Here comes Mr. Bill's dog...
Dementors vs. Ring Wraiths
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 10:14 pm
by balon!
The Wraiths. If some dork in round glasses can take out a dozen or so Dementors, Ring Wraiths would have NO trouble.
Final Fantasy VIII VS Final Fantasy VII
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 2:40 pm
by Cagliostro
The cast of Final Fantasy VIII are too busy playing cards to notice when the cast of Final Fantasy VII swoop and lay down some whoop-ass. But they make pretty corpses.
XTC vs Adam Ant
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 7:26 am
by Elfgirl
The Ant-man for costume (I always loved that punk-pirate look!), but the Xt's for music!
Boston Legal vs Ally McBeal
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 4:00 pm
by Cagliostro
Boston Legal pounds the cast of Ally McBeal into powder, with Callista surviving only by slipping between the cracks ('cause she thin, y'see).
The Eels vs. electric eels
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 8:15 pm
by balon!
I assume the fight would be in water, so the Electric Eels. No question.
The Smashing Pumpkins VS a bunch of human sized inteligent pumpkins.
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 8:19 pm
by Cagliostro
I suspect the pumpkins would roll over the scrawny members of the band.
U2 vs You Tube
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 8:21 pm
by balon!
Gotta go with You Tube. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.
Oasis VS Puddle of Mud
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 8:32 pm
by Cagliostro
I really haven't listened to either one, although I'm pretty sure I've heard an Oasis song or two. I remember hearing that they borrowed a bit of the Beatles feel, so for that, I believe Puddle of Mud will swallow them up.
Meatloaf vs. meatloaf
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 10:32 pm
by balon!
Meatloaf. His epic-rockness would blast the meatloaf like a....bat out of hell?
*cricket*
......bad pun.
White VS Black.
Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 2:13 am
by Elfgirl
In the context of BLACK hole over WHITE dwarf, I'm going with BLACK power...
Duct tape vs any other tape
Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 3:34 am
by balon!
Well, if all the other tapes teamed up because of the monopoly that Duct Tape has ovet their lives, I think they're rebellion would be successfull. Other Tapes win.
Chickens VS Turkeys.
Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 3:18 pm
by Cagliostro
The turkeys gobble gobble up the chickens.
Sorry, bad joke.
Cap'n Crunch vs. Toucan Sam
Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 11:46 pm
by Cheval
Cap'n Crunch by a landslide.
Tucan Sam seems to only be able to "follow his nose"...
... into Cap'n's right hooks.
My sister vs. Your sister.
Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 1:12 am
by Elfgirl
Yours probably - my sis is a pacifist...
Grebes vs Loons
Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 4:14 pm
by Cagliostro
Grebes. Loons are crazy.
The Popcorn King vs. Stay Puff Marshmallow Man?
Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 8:30 pm
by Cheval
Elfgirl wrote:Yours probably - my sis is a pacifist...
I don't have a sister!
Stay Puff Marshmallow Man 'cause he's been in the movies fighting the Ghostbusters!
Clark Kent or Bruce Wayne
(Without using any superhero tactics)
Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 9:49 pm
by Cagliostro
I'd say Clark Kent, as it isn't something he can just not be, which is super. Bruce Wayne is a normal human and as much as Clark would hold back, he'd still punch a hole in Bruce's chest cavity.
a dingo vs a javelina
Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 1:50 am
by Elfgirl
Dingo of course...it eats babies.
Ronald McDonald vs Mickey Mouse
Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 5:18 pm
by Cagliostro
Ronald McDonald would show his teeth and say, "Mickey, when you're down here with us....YOU'LL....FLOAT......TOO!" And down Mickey would go into the deadlights.
Clowns are scary.
Dumbo vs. the Little Mermaid