Kevin's Watch

*ZZAAPP*
You get to move into the best dorm room on campus.
And you get no room-mate!

But the loud, noisey, and obnoxious other students in the building throw wild parties every night and you can never get the peace and quiet that is needed to study.
Hell, you can barely sleep at nights!

I wish I was good looking.

Poof! You look good, but you smell so terrible that no one will come near you.

I wish I could go on feeling this good forever.

And you will go on feeling this good forever.
But it is the way you're making yourself that good
that is illegal. You are arrested for lewd behavior and the merciless judge
locks you up with some real hard-core lifers and they kill you the day after you go in.
Forever had come.


I wish I still had my GTO, Cougar XR-7, and 4WD Jimmy.

I assume those are all cars?
Poof! You have all three, but they are so damaged you can't tell the difference between them and a junk heap.

I wish to wish an incorruptible wish.

Oooh, good one.
But since that cannot be done, you get no wish!

I wish there was something to eat around this house...
I'm starving!

Poof! Here you go, Cheval -- all the bland, tasteless and fully nutritious stuff you can eat!

I wish this Presidential election was actually going to be decided on the issues.

Poof! The election will be decided on the issues. Unfortunately, there no longer are any candidates to vote for.

I wish to be able to study more quickly with the same (good) results.

Ba da boom--ba da bam! You study more quickly with the same good results. Your teachers are so impressed, they challenge you with even more work.

I wish this stupid pimple would go away right now!

ZZAAPP!!

The pimple has vanished completely.
But now you got a big dark red spot where the zit was and the red won't go away.

I wish that Hurricane Gustov skirts the west side of Florida while T.S. Hanna runs up the east side of Florida.
(Michigan, here I come!)

Cheval wrote:ZZAAPP!!

The pimple has vanished completely.
But now you got a big dark red spot where the zit was and the red won't go away.

I wish that Hurricane Gustov skirts the west side of Florida while T.S. Hanna runs up the east side of Florida.
(Michigan, here I come!)

Spoiler

(Not what I would really wish for, I just want to see the response.)

Apparently you want Florida to be destroyed by means of terrible weather.
Well, you get your wish.
Gustav skirts the west of Florida and Hanna runs up the east.
Absolutely everything in Florida is destroyed, and everyone dies, including several well-beloved Watchers.
Everyone else on the Watch hates you for wishing for the demise of these Watchers, and you are banned from Kevins Watch forever.
Then you go insane from boredom and are institutionalized.

I wish that homework didn't exist. I can learn much better without it, and it takes up all my time better spent here.

With a wave of my magic wand, I banish all homework. Sure you can learn much better without it, but you have to spend all your free time bored and with people you really don't like.

I wish meetings at work were more fun.

*ZAP*

Meetings at work are now fun...
or I should say funny.
Everyone laughs at your expense from things like bumping into chairs, shirt on backwards,
miss-matched socks, or just the look on your face when told something completely bazaar.
And you believe the bazaar things!

So go ahead and laugh. Just remember,
He who laughs last, probably didn't get the joke.


I wish that when I plan to go to an event, I can actually get to go to it.

*Poof* You get to go to every event you plan. Unfortunately, every event you plan is a crushing disappointment and you become a hermit and stay at home.

(Sorry to drag up an old game, but... I was bored )

I wish to be forgiven for every evil deed I commit - past, present and future.

*Thunderclap*

You are forgiven for every evil deed that you commit - past, present and future.
But you must stay where you are standing while you are forgiven, one at a time, for each and every deed that happened (or will happen).
And you stand there for so long that when it is over with, you are about to die of old age.

My wish is that I can travel back in time to 25 years ago.

CRASH!!!

You dream and fulfill your wish of getting a piece of land and a nice ranch out in the country next to wonderful neighborly old folks.....then new people come in ,disrespect your kindness , have their property surveyed and tell you thet they want to move your fencelines that have been in place for 25 years...........

H-A, are you going to make a wish? After you corrupt a wish, you need to make one.

Or are you corrupting the Corrupt a Wish thread?

I wish he wouldn't do that....

Sorry Sorry Sorry!!!! I forgot !!!

I wish there were no fencelines....

Abbracadabra!
No more fencelines.
They are replaced with moats!

I wish that I could sail the seas.