Kevin's Watch

There would be alot of slappy-whappy with fins hitting ears and vice versa-but Dumbo's trunk accidently breaks Ariel's shell-string and the visuals render him helpless.

Anna Nicole Smith versus Kristie Alley

As in the "Biggest Loser?" Anna Nicole wins cos she's DEAD!

Lord Beckett vs Davy Jones?

Samuel Beckett would be too busy staging every move to get anywhere, so Davey Jones and the other Monkees would just whoop his butt.

Hagrid vs. Foamfollower

Foamfollower. In the strict context of each story it seems FF is much more acquainted with combat and killing. Hagrid (though vested with magic power) probably doesn't have the belly for the kind of mayhem Foamfollower would bring.

Pee Wee Herman vs. Urkel

I'd say Pee Wee would start in on the "I know you are but what am I?" for long enough to blow the poor little dork's mind. He'll be gibbering in a corner within the space of an hour.

Marshall vs. Will vs. Holly?

unless she finds a lot of help in chaka and dopey, holly'll go down in the first round.
will is younger but can't weild the flyswatter alone so marshall blinds, then blows up will having more knowledge of the power crystals.




mr. bean vs. benny hill

Nobody gathers a crowd like Benny Hill, as evidenced by the end of every episode. Bean would be trampled to death.

Jack Skellington (AKA The Pumpkin King) vs. The Great Pumpkin

Jack Skellington (AKA The Pumpkin King) vs. The Great Pumpkin

Thats a tough one. The Great Pumpkin is so mysterious. No telling what kind of gnarly powers the guy has. I've seen the extent of what JS brings to the table so I gotta give it to the X-Factor of GP.

Marvin the Martian versus The Predator

While camouflaged, The Predator would easily snipe Marvin in the heart. One needs to see one's target and take steady aim to master an A-1 Disintegrating Gun.

John Rambo vs. Marion "Cobra" Cobretti

Cobra was the MAN!! he could blow Rambo away with a pistol while Rambo was still trying to load his bazooka.

Tom Jones VS Kenny Rogers

Ever seen Tom Jones move on stage? B'sides, before Kenny Rogers could set down his Bourbon and Ice all those crazy, crazy chicks, now in their fifties, would stampede over him to get to Tom.

Cylons vs. the Borg

I'm guessing the Borg but for no scientific reason that I can think of except that it seems the Borg offensive ships seem so invincible.

John Adams versus John Quincy Adams

I think John Adams would take his son over his damn knee, both physically and intellectually. If anything but for the "Tariff of Abominations." Hell, JA help jumpstart the country, and JQA was just riding daddy's illustrious coat-tails.



Itchy & Scratchy vs Tom & Jerry

Itchy & Scratchy 'cause they're more brutal & extreme than those other cartoon woosies.


a Great White shark or a giant Man-O-War jellyfish

Well neither are too bright but the jelly fish for poisonous reasons.


Alice from The Brady Bunch vs. Florence from The Jeffersons

Flo - hands down.
She's got the attitude and wit to put out Alice.
(Until the kids jump into the melee.)

Ben Franklin or Thomas Edison

There is quite a show between Ben's lightning infused kite versus Edison's electric Thing-a-ma-killer which is a combination of every failed invention, but Ben's wit has Edison in tears within 30 minutes. Ol' Tommy boy just can't invent a tough enough skin for himself to take Ben's insults.

Lepers vs. quadriplegics

There can be no winner here:

Quadriplegics cannot arm themselves to make their stand in a fight -
Lepers would just fall to pieces and cry at the thought of being punched or to try and disarm their opponent.

Doctors or Lawyers?

Doctors. What's the point in suing once you're dead?

Of course, if it's an army of The Doctor (Doctors,) then, well. Why even ask?

Galactus versus Unicron. FIGHT!

I've got some respect for both of these fighters so I think I'll keep it straight.
While being a devourer of worlds Unicron is, in essence, a planet of destruction, a monolithic devouring power bent on not much else than to consume and integrate worlds into his own oneness.
Galactus on the other hand hungers with an addictive need to feed and I think that would see him conquer by devouring Unicron as if he were a nice tasty planet. That's not to say, though, that Unicron isn't appetizing.

Mr. Magoo vs. Whimpy