Kevin's Watch

Sha-ZAM!!!

You are sailing the seas, but it is with Kevin Costner in a world covered with water.

I wish I had a fish.

Orlion wrote:Sha-ZAM!!!

You are sailing the seas, but it is with Kevin Costner in a world covered with water.

I wish I had a fish.

Za-boong!

You are swimming naked in the Amazone river and now you host a Candirú in your urethra.

I wish I wouldn't need to wish.

Ka-SPLAM!!

You never need a wish, and nothing exciting ever happens to you, and you die a bored, lonely man.

I wish I found a million dollars that no-one claims.

StevieG wrote:Ka-SPLAM!!

You never need a wish, and nothing exciting ever happens to you, and you die a bored, lonely man.

I wish I found a million dollars that no-one claims.

Poof! You find a million dollars that no-one claims, but you forget to pay taxes on it and the government imprisons you for tax fraud.

I wish I had craisins.

[quote="Auleliel"
Poof! You find a million dollars that no-one claims, but you forget to pay taxes on it and the government imprisons you for tax fraud.

I wish I had craisins.[/quote]

Hey! I was just posting that you don't come by here as often as you should! Anywhosss....

SLAM-O!!!
You have craisins, but now there's no cereal in the world for which to put them on, BWAHAHA!!!

I wish I was more empathetic...

You don't have to go to class to get it. Instead, you buy one on Ebay. It's worth about what you'd expect.

I wish I didn't need to waste my time sleeping.

Blam! You no longer sleep! But, as a result, you no longer dream, and since all intelligent things dream, you've been reduced to a vegetable.

I wish Coke Zero really did taste like regular Coke...

POW! Coke Zero now tastes like Regular Coke, but as a result of the massive liberties taken with space and time to achieve this outlandish wish, the universe implodes.

I wish I had a kitteh.

...and it is so. You are now the sole (soul?) staff attending to Basement Cat. Good luck with that (especially the litter duty!), you pitiable creature.

I wish I was no longer among the unemployed...

(Oh noes! Basement Cat! )

You are now employed as Jabba the Hutt's Twi'lek dancing girl. Prepare for a service of drooling excitement, twisted Lekku and poor union support. You never have to worry about unemployment again, as your employment will be terminated by Rancor.

I wish I could stop procrastinating.

Lt. Commander Zarkov wrote:POW! Coke Zero now tastes like Regular Coke, but as a result of the massive liberties taken with space and time to achieve this outlandish wish, the universe implodes.

That is soo true

Anyhows, you are now able to stop procrastinating, but with the thrill of accomplishing things last minute gone, your life is just boring.

I wish I could sing.

Whizzzzzo!

You can now sing, but you can't talk. Your life will become a musical, but not a fun one - more along the lines of Cop Rock.

I wish I was the prettyboy I used to be.

You are now the prettyboy you used to be. Unfortunately, a co-worker who has seen Fatal Attraction one too many times becomes obsessed with you and stalks you to the bitter end.

I wish I could see a real live polar bear in the wild.

I'll go with the obvious one .

SHA-splam!!! You see, as your last living act, a real live polar bear in the wild. You die a moderately happy man, in agonising pain - well, it's lunch time... for the bear.

I wish I could fly.

Jimmy-JAM! You can now fly, but in your eagerness to emulate Superman, you put on a cap and get it caught in a twin jet engine. They are only able to bury a pile of bricks that they name after you.

I wish I could ace the upcoming Inorganic exam.

fa-plam!!! You ace the latest inorganic exam, and it makes zero difference to your life as you never use any of the principles again in your life. You, of course, realise this early on in the piece and become horribly lethargic, and never sit an exam again, even the important ones.

I wish I could travel anytime I wanted.

*WHOOP_WHOOP*

You can now travel anytime you wish.

But you will have no control of WHERE you travel to!
(Hope you can swim or scale mountains well)

I wish to have a vault in my basement full with gold bars.

>>>Whoosh Click Clunk<<<

The price of gold just rocketed, but the timer on the lock mechanism has developed a fault - you won't be able to open it until 2103.


I wish I had a Bananascope.
for anyone who doesn't know what they are, its a telescope that can see around corners

GRANTED

You used your bananascope only to find Mama kissing Santa Claus.

I wish I could bend space & time.