ABC Barbie

Post by **Cagliostro** » Mon May 21, 2007 4:17 pm

Penitent Barbie

Barbie wears monk robes and a wooden cross on a chain. Also available - hairshirt and whips for self-flagellation.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Wed May 23, 2007 4:17 pm

Quagmire Barbie comes with ropes and mudpit with quicksand.

Post by **Cagliostro** » Wed May 23, 2007 4:33 pm

Roasted Barbie with shallots and leeks in bourbonnaise sauce.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Wed May 23, 2007 4:46 pm

Sleestack Barbie, Land of the Lost action figures sold seperately.

Post by **Cagliostro** » Wed May 23, 2007 6:33 pm

Tattoo Barbie - pull her string and she says, "Da plane...da plane"
Land of the Lost action figures sold seperately

(I want a Sleestak Barbie!)

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Wed May 23, 2007 6:42 pm

Undressed Barbie! She's nekked!

I want a sleestak barbie too! That sounds so cool!

Post by **Cagliostro** » Wed May 23, 2007 6:45 pm

VD Barbie. She comes in a heart shaped box with fake chocolates around her, little conversation hearts and herpes.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Wed May 23, 2007 7:51 pm

Wasted Barbie, comes with brown bag and a 40 of Olde E.

Post by **High Lord Tolkien** » Wed May 23, 2007 7:59 pm

Xlax Barbie [squeeze her belly for some bowel explosions]

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Wed May 23, 2007 8:06 pm

Yahoo Games Porn Spambot Barbie - can be found in yahoo's literati game forum asking people if they want to view her webcam.

Post by **Cagliostro** » Fri May 25, 2007 2:59 pm

Zenobia Barbie - Queen of Palmyra

I don't see how to make this funny, but what the hell can you do with a Z.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Fri May 25, 2007 4:01 pm

Aggravated Barbie - pull the string and she speaks a volume of epithets.

Post by **High Lord Tolkien** » Fri May 25, 2007 4:06 pm

B-Cup Barbie [The lowest selling Barbie since last years A-Cup Barbie]

(That's my Barbie sorbet, now I'm going back to the most offensive stuff I can think of)

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Fri May 25, 2007 4:09 pm

Chica Barbie - the latino version

Post by **Cagliostro** » Fri May 25, 2007 4:23 pm

Diaper Fetish Barbie.

The less said about this, the better.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Fri May 25, 2007 5:24 pm

Elohimfest Barbie - looks zackly like Lucimay and comes with "Proud Member of THOOLAH" tshirt!

Spoiler

That was for you HLT!

Post by **Cagliostro** » Tue May 29, 2007 8:17 pm

Fantasy Barbie - chain mail bra, and sword bigger than she is.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Tue May 29, 2007 8:23 pm

Grebe Barbie....

Post by **Cagliostro** » Tue May 29, 2007 8:45 pm

Hemorrhoid Barbie

I won't describe.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Thu May 31, 2007 1:23 am

Incontinent Barbie...

I won't explain either....

Kevin's Watch

Kevin's Watch

ABC Barbie