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Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 4:17 pm
by Cagliostro
Penitent Barbie
Barbie wears monk robes and a wooden cross on a chain. Also available - hairshirt and whips for self-flagellation.
Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 4:17 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Quagmire Barbie comes with ropes and mudpit with quicksand.
Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 4:33 pm
by Cagliostro
Roasted Barbie with shallots and leeks in bourbonnaise sauce.
Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 4:46 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Sleestack Barbie, Land of the Lost action figures sold seperately.
Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 6:33 pm
by Cagliostro
Tattoo Barbie - pull her string and she says, "Da plane...da plane"
Land of the Lost action figures sold seperately
(I want a Sleestak Barbie!)
Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 6:42 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Undressed Barbie! She's nekked!
I want a sleestak barbie too! That sounds so cool!
Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 6:45 pm
by Cagliostro
VD Barbie. She comes in a heart shaped box with fake chocolates around her, little conversation hearts and herpes.
Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 7:51 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Wasted Barbie, comes with brown bag and a 40 of Olde E.
Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 7:59 pm
by High Lord Tolkien
Xlax Barbie [squeeze her belly for some bowel explosions]
Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 8:06 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Yahoo Games Porn Spambot Barbie - can be found in yahoo's literati game forum asking people if they want to view her webcam.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 2:59 pm
by Cagliostro
Zenobia Barbie - Queen of Palmyra
I don't see how to make this funny, but what the hell can you do with a Z.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 4:01 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Aggravated Barbie - pull the string and she speaks a volume of epithets.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 4:06 pm
by High Lord Tolkien
B-Cup Barbie [The lowest selling Barbie since last years A-Cup Barbie]
(That's my Barbie sorbet, now I'm going back to the most offensive stuff I can think of)
Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 4:09 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Chica Barbie - the latino version
Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 4:23 pm
by Cagliostro
Diaper Fetish Barbie.
The less said about this, the better.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 5:24 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Elohimfest Barbie - looks zackly like Lucimay and comes with "Proud Member of THOOLAH" tshirt!
That was for you HLT!
Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 8:17 pm
by Cagliostro
Fantasy Barbie - chain mail bra, and sword bigger than she is.
Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 8:23 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Grebe Barbie....
Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 8:45 pm
by Cagliostro
Hemorrhoid Barbie
I won't describe.
Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 1:23 am
by Cameraman Jenn
Incontinent Barbie...
I won't explain either....