Sentence game

[Krazy Kat]

thong
grease
Lucimay

The first item to appear on the screen was a thugee thong, and sold in a choice of five new and exciting colors. Scrolling down to the bargain-basement prices the best on offer there was a late 21st Century grease-spot cannon. But trying to pick the right terminator weapon was not so easy, what with all the noise going on in the Lucimay building across the street.

looky
preengaged
fizz

[sgt.null]

looky
preengaged
fizz

'Looky here," said Sorus; "I am preengaged at the moment and have lost the fizz in my Holy Pop, would you get me another please?"

hooker
earwig
juztaposition

[Cord Hurn]

Jaime was dedicated to give her niece some positive insights about how to not rescind into the life of a hooker. She also wanted to solve the problem of the local earwig epidemic. Somehow, she had to find a way to juxtaposition both of those goals and accomplish both before the week ended.

flypaper
brandy
crepuscular

[JIkj fjds j]

Jaime stuffed the flypaper down into the back of her pants. It seemed like the right thing to do now the bottle of brandy was empty.
"An zhat'z zow it'z zdun...", she explained to her niece, as she tumbled backwards over the neighbor's crepuscular hedge.

canvas
grampus
demoscene

[michaelm]

canvas
grampus
demoscene

The artist's canvas remained blank. He had a vision in his head of calm, blue oceans with the surface broken by a solitary, playful grampus. He obviously was never going to make a career in art, so he sat at his computer and focused his efforts on the demoscene instead.

Brontosaurus
Thong
Quasar

[JIkj fjds j]

"Ah, Brontosaurus Lichtenstein of Barnard's Star, I presume".
Blayde turned to look at a tall thin man in a silver latex tuxedo with a thong tied around his head.
The Hotel Quasar is getting very strange these days, he thought!

Deep
Rider
West

[michaelm]

Deep
Rider
West

Deep in thought, the dessert traveler waited for the cloud of dust on the horizon to become something more substantial as it neared him. After a while he could see that it was a lone rider, galloping directly towards him. He nodded him head slowly to no one but himself, and smiled at the thought of continuing his journey into the West.

Rhomboid
Hemorrhoid
Noid

[Linna Heartbooger]

Rhomboid
Hemorrhoid
Noid

Some things are easier to anticipate when you've traveled "the barren waste" for long enough to get a little 'noid...
How could Roy expect the galloping horseman to approach him with familiarity and wail for "just a taste of water"?
Once refreshed, he unfortunately began to detail his hemorrhoid problems and the pain in his left rhomboid.

indifferent
nouveau
evanescent



Edit: changed name of POV char and added link in case anyone doesn't know the song I'm referencing and wants to.

[JIkj fjds j]

indifferent
nouveau
evanescent

It isn't that I'm indifferent to the song you've highlighted Linah, only I have to stay off video sites and the like.
If only I were nouveau riche I might be able to afford the rates of my current internet provider, who is squeezing me for more than twice the cost of my previous supplier. Money, as with so many things in life, can be so evanescent.

lemon
flavored
bubblegum

edited the fruit from strawberry to lemon (because lfb is better).

[Linna Heartbooger]

lemon
flavored
bubblegum

"I hate people kowtowing to me - I don't care if you're new to the group or not!" she insisted in a voice like someone grating a lemon.
"Or, at least not in the general case..." she began, before owling her head around and hollering out, "Waiter - my food is not properly flavored!"
"Now stand up and dust yourself off," she commanded, spitting out her bubblegum.

Calvinistic
noneuclidean
artisan

[Cord Hurn]

Calvinistic
noneuclidean
artisan

Because her belief was Calvinistic, she felt the destinies of differently-inclined would always be on different trajectories with respect to salvation.
While destinies of some may seem about to intersect, these destinies would ultimately faollow a course not dissimilar to what is charted in non-Euclidean geometry.
Artisans in her homeland have long struggled with the problem of how to convey these beliefs by what they chose to reflect in their designs.


drape
impropriety
alabaster

[Linna Heartbooger]

I enjoyed how you linked those together!
Thought the last sentence was pretty fun.

drape
impropriety
alabaster

She sat poised, with marbles in her hands, staring at the way the fabric of the drape flowed.
"No; I am too ignorant to give a model for this," she said at last, losing her marbles, "and if I speak in a way that is incorrect or unclear, we have problems beyond an impropriety problem."
"I fear that many have attempted to use this theological framework to excuse hearts as cold as that alabaster statute."

[JIkj fjds j]

Can we have three words please.

(... and easier than Calvinistic or
noneuclidean )

[Linna Heartbooger]

Oops! Gah, you're right.

bellicose
fishy
founded

Also, sorry I was snapping at you before, Vizidor... I was trying to snap at you and just look funny. Not cool.

[sgt.null]

bellicose
fishy
founded

"It must be conspiracy." Fumed the ship's bellicose purser. Captain Stubbs, the very man who founded the Sea Cow line of cruise ships, had once again forgotten to lock up his pet goats and he would have to chase the blasted beasts once again. So he would be off busy, instead of checking in passengers, giving his apprentice a chance to shine on boarding day and that was too fishy for him to bear.

Pop Rocks
Regolith
Ganja

[michaelm]

Pop Rocks
Regolith
Ganja

Moving her tongue around her mouth it gave her a sensation that reminded her of being a child and savoring the sensations after having eaten some Pop Rocks. She felt vaguely uncomfortable on this uneven ground, grinning at the thought that this was what sitting on the regolith on the Moon would be like. Damn, it was so long since she smoked ganja that she forgot it could feel like this!

Albatross
Koto
Quark

[Cord Hurn]

Training new servers for the bar was an albatross around Rom's neck, lately. He was stuck with a new Ferengi employee named Koto that was always argumentative. He made a mental note to tell his brother Quark to deal with Koto himself.


expediency
negate
solopsis

[ussusimiel]

Uss posted as a matter of expediency so that he could boost his post count. He didn't really want to negate Cord Hurn's self-confidence, but matters seemed to require it. Was it a sloppy solecism, or was 'solopsis' a word so new that Uss didn't know it, or maybe it meant that it just didn't exist inside his solipsistic little world?

[Cord Hurn]

Well done post-on the-run, U.!!
Just one request: bequeath us Mallory's patrons with your three magic words.






And you're right: it should be "solopsism".

[ussusimiel]

And you're right: it should be "solopsism".

You're trolling me now, making me feel like a grammar and spelling tyrant! I'm going to presume that you mean 'solipsism', and after I give my three words, return to my own little world

evacuate
procrastinate
defenestrate