Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Sun Dec 19, 2004 2:47 pm**

I think he sould kill Lord Foul with 'mind bullets'.

I'm just a fan of 'mind bullets'.

Posted: **Sun Dec 19, 2004 3:10 pm**

cmon man, that sounds like a pretty cool movie

Posted: **Sun Dec 19, 2004 3:33 pm**

Don't mind me, just clearing post 666.

Posted: **Sun Dec 19, 2004 6:16 pm**

Welcome to my nightmare...

Posted: **Sun Dec 19, 2004 6:17 pm**

Brilliant Zahir!

Posted: **Sun Dec 19, 2004 6:21 pm**

Absolutely!

Posted: **Sun Dec 19, 2004 6:24 pm**

Jim Carrey as Berek:
Berek-" We are overthrown, and have no friend to redeem us. Beauty shall pass uterly from the Land."
Earthpower-"There is a friend for a heart with the wisdom to see it"
Berek "all-righty-then"

Posted: **Sun Dec 19, 2004 10:16 pm**

As Cail said, Zahir, brilliant! Brilliant and absolutely horrifying!

Posted: **Mon Dec 20, 2004 2:45 am**

Indeed. I think it must've been an error that you left out "Produced by Jerry Bruckheimer."

Posted: **Mon Dec 20, 2004 3:03 am**

Zahir wrote:Welcome to my nightmare...

Zahir -- that is classic.

Posted: **Mon Dec 20, 2004 8:42 am**

Bravo, Zahir!

I can picture the cover of People Magazine: George Clooney--the Sexiest Leper Alive!

Posted: **Mon Dec 20, 2004 11:35 am**

Nah, they won't make him a leper. Gotta be more PC. They'll give him AIDS.

Posted: **Mon Dec 20, 2004 5:34 pm**

That would make the rape a bit worse, i imagine.

Posted: **Mon Dec 20, 2004 6:28 pm**

drew wrote:Jim Carrey as Berek:
Berek-" We are overthrown, and have no friend to redeem us. Beauty shall pass uterly from the Land."
Earthpower-"There is a friend for a heart with the wisdom to see it"
Berek "all-righty-then"

Thank you for giving me the best laugh I have had all day. All-righty-then!

Posted: **Mon Dec 20, 2004 6:32 pm**

Ahh, the classic Hollywood take on good fantasy... Very amusing!

Posted: **Mon Dec 20, 2004 7:42 pm**

Zahir wrote:Welcome to my nightmare...

Posted: **Mon Dec 20, 2004 10:17 pm**

I'm fairly worried about the Rape. I just can't see any Hollywood studio letting it in, I can see them as wanting to portray TC as a hero from the beggining...I was imagining today that it would be more of a sudduction, and Triock catches them in the act.

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:00 pm**

OK...we have all beaten our brains out trying to find the best people to play our beloved characters. Now let's see how bad we can do.

Jim Carey as Berek...this cannot be topped

Ed O'Neil (aka Al Bundy) as Covenant
Katey Segal (Peg Bundy) as Elena
Christina Appplegate (the younger version) as Lena

I know, a little heavy on the Married w/Childen cast, but like ole' TC, let's keep it in the family

Stevie Wonder as Hile Troy

Leslie Nielsen as Prothall

Any 3 Ranyhyn - Rosie O'Donnell, Rosanne Barr, Star Jones

Flesharrower - Jeffrey Dahmer
Kinslaughterer - Scott Peterson (sorry Lacy)
Soulcrusher - OJ Simpson

Lord Foul himself - John Kerry or GW Bush (your choice based on political preference)

Bannor, Saltheart, Mhoram??? No ideas here...

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 3:19 pm**

Bannor = The Rock
Saltheart = Kareem Abdul Jabar
Mhoram = Michael Jackson

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 7:07 pm**

There's a whole thread about that somewhere. If I can find it, I'll bump it so you can all join in the fun hijinx

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