Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:06 pm**

quit dating hermaphrodites.

Posted: **Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:43 pm**

Reading, I perfer that to you...

Posted: **Mon Feb 06, 2006 6:23 pm**

sex machine is low on fuel

Posted: **Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:33 pm**

tantric escapades on last date threw my back out...

Posted: **Sat Feb 11, 2006 12:16 am**

Underwear had to be surgically removed because of an "Atomic Wedgie".
I can't stand (to be seen with you.)

Posted: **Sat Feb 11, 2006 12:19 am**

Vancusalertullary disease. im the first known case.what are the chances??

Posted: **Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:47 am**

Wood stole my car.

Posted: **Thu Feb 16, 2006 1:12 am**

X-men comic arrived in mail today. Must read it.

Posted: **Fri Feb 24, 2006 3:07 am**

You wouldn't understand...

Posted: **Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:39 pm**

Zorro called me to teach him how to succeed with women!

Sorry!!

Posted: **Sat Feb 25, 2006 5:45 pm**

After spending half the day posting on Kevin's Watch..you'l probebly think I'm too much of a geek and won't want to be seen in public with me, so I'm saving you the trouble (Plus I'm already dating Lucimay)

Posted: **Sat Feb 25, 2006 6:32 pm**

Barbarian Raid

Posted: **Sun Feb 26, 2006 7:25 pm**

Creator's don't date!! But oh what we do instead .......

Posted: **Sun Feb 26, 2006 9:49 pm**

Died. i mean, i died. had to be resussitated and will have to re-learn how to write before i can turn my homework in.

Posted: **Mon Feb 27, 2006 11:44 pm**

Eaten alive. Yeah, it really sucked...

Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:44 pm**

Fell in love with a better woman... sorry love, you're ditched.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:26 am**

Good news. I've been selected to join the survivors that are being taken to the underground bunker before the giant meteor hits tomorrow. Isn't that wonderful? I get one companion to accompany me. What? Bwahahahahahahhaha...you.....you....bwahahahhahhaha...you thought I meant you? Bwahahahahha...hahh. No. But thats pretty funny. I'll remember that in the years to come. Heheh. Nice one.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2006 3:42 pm**

Hell has broken loose, and so I can't make it.

Posted: **Mon Mar 06, 2006 1:25 am**

I've fallen and I can't get up!

Posted: **Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:29 pm**

Jack-o-Lanterns are taking over the city! That, and I really don't like you.

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