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bloodguard bob wrote:I've got some respect for both of these fighters so I think I'll keep it straight.
While being a devourer of worlds Unicron is, in essence, a planet of destruction, a monolithic devouring power bent on not much else than to consume and integrate worlds into his own oneness.
Galactus on the other hand hungers with an addictive need to feed and I think that would see him conquer by devouring Unicron as if he were a nice tasty planet. That's not to say, though, that Unicron isn't appetizing.

Mr. Magoo vs. Whimpy
Whipmy, of course, would invent an elaborate scheme to get the coverted cheezburger, which, of course, Mister Magoo would simply happen to destroy via luck. Whimpy, so jonesin' for a fix, would then kill mister Magoo.

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Lord Foul needs no assistance from the lowly LV and Harry Potter would end up crying like a little girl if he had to spend 5 minutes with TC and HP would distract TC to the point that he'd place the white gold to his temple and pull the trigger just to be rid of the snotty brat.
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Lone Ranger vs Jonah Hex
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Jonah Hex I'd guess - he appears to be more harsh and brutal. Though google and wiki may be unreliable.

My turn to send someone on wild google hunting. Speaking about brutal, how about

Dethklok vs any pop band
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dethklok would make any pop band explode.. blood and guts anywhere...

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sgt.null wrote:dethklok would make any pop band explode.. blood and guts anywhere...

captain crunch vs the trix rabbit
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Neither appears serious for a fight, perhaps they'll take each their breakfasts and ignore the idea of really fighting - for they can't. A draw.

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the original or the parody? have to go with the original by the slimmest of margins. he did become a jedi after all.

Fat Albert or Scooby Doo

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Well, Fat Albert can at least crash with his weight. He wins.

The Shredder from the film (Oroku Saki) or the new cartoon (Ch'rell)?

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link please so i can determine.
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Should have been clear, he was in the old films and in two cartoons, the old cartoon one hardly any fighter against the movie one. Well, here en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shredder_(Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles) one is in the Movies section, another is in the 2003 animated series - Ch'rell, or the Utrom Shredder. Though I thought it was likely you know them, if you don't, the Wikipedia may be questionable help in this case.
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traditional shredder - can't beat the original

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Sorry, not sure I get the answer - the original is not present in the choices at all.

And which one is more traditional is always an arguable question with continuations, like the film one is closer in biography and at least a human, but the 2003 animated is darker and one of the scriptwriters was one of the original comics writers.
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Ned Kelly; It's a fight. If it was an ambush, I might go with Lizzie.

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Timberlake.

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mrs.null hands down. i could go somewhere with that... but it is not pg-13 friendly.

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3D Man, because everything is better in 3D (anyone going to see Titanic this weekend?)

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Angus places a zone implant in Robocop and he now works for Angus.

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A fight between those two pubescent closet cases would end in them both experiencing their first kiss. Which is a win for both of them.

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Superman because he is the best of all heroes

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Betty, no question! Veronica's fake nails would break on the first scratch.

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