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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 3:22 pm
by Cagliostro
Heinous Anus

Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 5:31 pm
by sgt.null
in a sh!thole

Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 11:40 pm
by Cheval
Jack-asses On The Rampage!

Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 1:34 am
by DukkhaWaynhim
Karnivorous Keesters

Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 5:49 am
by sgt.null
Lou Diamond Hobbs

Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 1:10 pm
by Cagliostro
Man Ray Socrates

Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 3:17 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
the Nargles

Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 10:56 pm
by sgt.null
O Sh!t!

Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 1:45 pm
by Cagliostro
Ptui!

Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 4:22 pm
by sgt.null
Queer Eye for the Hate Guy

Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:41 pm
by Cagliostro
Ralphing On Maccio

Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:35 am
by sgt.null
Sex and the Kitty

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:17 pm
by Cagliostro
Turnblad and Fishpaw

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:44 am
by sgt.null
uvulva, mevulva

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:36 am
by Cagliostro
Vuvuzela Blowout

From AOL News:

Vuvuzela danger: Woman bursts windpipe at World Cup party

If you thought vuvuzelas were just a television irritant then think again - the three foot horns have claimed their first victim.

Insurance saleswoman Yvonne Mayer ripped her windpipe after getting a little over enthusiastic with her vuvuzela during a street party in Cape Town.

She was unable to speak or eat for two days after doctors diagnosed her with a ruptured throat and she was warned off the instrument.

"I had never blown a vuvuzela before but was given one at work and was going to watch the first South Africa match so thought I'd take it along," she told the Daily Mail.

"I was walking towards the Fan Park in Cape Town and blowing it as hard as I could when suddenly my throat started to hurt.

"When I went to the doctor he took a look and then laughed. He said I'd ruptured by throat by blowing too hard, and that perhaps I had been doing it all wrong."

Yvonne has now warned other footie fans to take care with their plastic trumpets.

"This happened to me on my first time," she said. "I thought I was blowing it right but perhaps I was trying too hard."

A German supporter, on the other hand, was diagnosed with tinnitus when a fellow fan blew the horn right next to him.

"It was so loud that I passed out. When I came round I couldn't hear properly in one ear - it was just permanent ringing," said Sven Wipperfurth.

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 8:00 pm
by Holsety
Wood preservation.

Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 5:31 am
by sgt.null
x-LAX

seems i get stuck with x a lot

Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 11:34 am
by StevieG
Y vuzela, the next generation

Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 1:22 pm
by Cagliostro
Zak Adama Is A Cylon

Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 7:40 pm
by sgt.null
Arsehole