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Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 7:10 pm
by aTOMiC
The doughnut glistened on the counter, ...as if beckoning to the fat policeman to wrest his ample frame up from the booth to collect it.
Stunts like jumping off a building....
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 7:11 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Stunts like jumping off a building would be far more popular of EVERYONE had stunt doubles.
The TV drama most likely to closely mirror reality in the next twenty years is...
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 7:14 pm
by aTOMiC
The TV drama most likely to closely mirror reality in the next twenty years is...that one that nobody watched but got 67 emmy nominations and produced only 13 episodes.
The future is always approaching and...
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 7:17 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
The future is always approaching and you can't stop it no matter how hard you try to escape into the past or distract yourself with presents.
Time is linear only if you...
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 7:19 pm
by Gil galad
Time is linear only if you...sit on it to flatten it out
the first thing the demon did with him...
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 7:19 pm
by aTOMiC
Time is linear only if you...exist in a plane of existance that permits such things.
Which would weigh more 20 tons of rock or 20 tons of...
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 9:09 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
The first thing the demon did with him was eat him, which sort of curtailed the conversation.
Which would weigh more 20 tons of rock or 20 tons of helium?
The best part of any movie is...
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 9:12 pm
by aTOMiC
The best part of any movie is...the part just before the part that happens only moments before the really exciting buildup just after the part where there is a bit of a lull but then things pick up and there is momentum toward the part that I'm referencing.
The only effective way to escape your shadow is...
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 9:15 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
The only effective way to escape your shadow is to be the light source.
The problem with women is...
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 9:18 pm
by aTOMiC
The problem with women is...that they just don't understand just how stupid, clumsy and foolish men can be. They just expect far too much from us.
When I was a young lad of three I fell from atop the tallest...
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 9:19 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
When I was a young lad of three I fell from atop the tallest dANdelion and stubbed my wittle toe.
Doctors are like trains; they...
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 9:49 pm
by aTOMiC
Doctors are like trains; they...always leave you feeling like you've been taken for a ride.
In a perfect world the citizens of a society would...
Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 12:56 am
by Cheval
In a perfect world the citizens of a society would...
...not realize that it is a perfect world.
If I could climb atop the tallest tree...
Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 5:03 am
by Gil galad
If I could climb atop the tallest tree...i would throw a rock at you
if i died now i...
Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 12:38 pm
by aTOMiC
if i died now i...probably wouldn't notice for quite a long time.
I once took a trip up into the mountains and I...
Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 2:29 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
I once took a trip up into the mountains and thought I wouldn't make it in my overworked little 4-cylinder Saturn.
The best car I've ever driven was...
Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 2:56 pm
by aTOMiC
The best car I've ever driven was...a 1977 Oldsmobile Cutlass Salon except for the leaky radiator and the transmission that drank fluid like a drunk and the t-tops that could't keep out the rain if my life depended on it and...
In the end the Star Wars saga is...
Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 2:59 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
In the end the Star Wars saga is making its last few dying shudders, as the technology keeps improving but other better written/acted fare makes it look bad.
My favorite SW movie is...
Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 3:02 pm
by aTOMiC
My favorite SW movie is...Empire because its story and execution was nearly flawless as the trilogy hit its stride in character development and concept.
The only moment in Star Wars history more entertaining than what occurs in Empire is...
Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 4:18 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
The only moment in Star Wars history more entertaining than what occurs in Empire is the "Duel of the Fates" light-saber duel in TPM, or perhaps the large Jedi battle-scene in AotC.
My least favorite SW character is definitely...