Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Sat Jun 19, 2021 4:56 am**

Zoonotic zebra virus won’t transmit itself

god lives a good scourging lol

Posted: **Sun Jul 04, 2021 2:47 am**

Auroras are fun to experience when you run a starship through them.

Posted: **Wed Jul 14, 2021 11:53 am**

Because God ULTIMATE PRIME (the God of all Gods) took away Gods teleport license after the whole centaur incident.

Posted: **Thu Jul 15, 2021 2:18 am**

Cuz can’t climb to the highest heights on foot ya know

Posted: **Thu Jul 15, 2021 6:02 am**

+JMJ+

"Disco Inferno" burns that much hotter with fully charged phaser banks.

Posted: **Sat Jul 17, 2021 8:53 am**

Establishing a system of ecumenical patriarchy is far more impressively delivered if youve travelled the universe in a starship

Exceptional street cred

Posted: **Wed Jul 21, 2021 12:21 pm**

For hanging out in rural galaxies where the most excitement can still be found in drag racing your fully equipped starship.

Posted: **Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:19 am**

Gaslighting other gods by travelling by hotter up

warp drive spaceship

and convincing them that is the only way divinities transit across the time, space continuum

Posted: **Thu Jul 29, 2021 11:43 am**

He needs it because all the cool cars were already rented out for the weekend

Posted: **Thu Jul 29, 2021 5:28 pm**

+JMJ+

Intaglioing his continent-sized initials — "G._.D." — into planetary crust is a breeze with a Constitution-class' precision weaponry.

Posted: **Fri Jul 30, 2021 12:57 pm**

Jalapeño championships rock in a starship ~ no jumping ship

separates the sub-deities from the real gods

Posted: **Fri Jul 30, 2021 11:46 pm**

Kicking ass as a god requires that you always show up in style!

Posted: **Thu Aug 05, 2021 11:38 am**

Long game right? God is all about the long game - a spaceship

helps to stay the distance

Posted: **Thu Aug 05, 2021 12:10 pm**

More starships are always better when you are at a starship collectors guild.

Posted: **Tue Aug 10, 2021 10:26 pm**

Never enough is never enough - enough?

Posted: **Mon Aug 16, 2021 12:48 pm**

Opinions are more likely to be heard when you have a wide array of starship weaponry

Posted: **Mon Aug 16, 2021 2:54 pm**

Parsecs of space are passed by more comfortably in a starship, and any self-respecting God knows this!

Posted: **Tue Aug 17, 2021 8:25 am**

Quantumisation of the expanses is more readily accomplished by fleets of divine starships

Posted: **Wed Aug 18, 2021 12:28 pm**

Ready Player God can only be accomplished by a starship

Posted: **Thu Aug 19, 2021 11:10 am**

Soggy bottom gods dry out more comfortably on cruisy constellation class starship … specially if they have orion slave girl dancers

ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"