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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 7:29 pm
by Akasri
Absolutely hilarious poster!!
I can just see it now, a flashback of Jim Carey summoning the fire lions and they attack the opposing army. We see "Berek" standing on a rock watching saying "Yeah! Can you feel (pelvic thrust) that (pelvic thrust)? Can you?!? (pelvic thrust)"
He cuts a limb from the One Tree and tests the fit of the iron-shod ends "Llllike a glove!"
OMG, I will have dreams about this I can tell...
good TC candidates
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 5:36 am
by Sergio
i know most people will not see this, but i think john cusack woudl make a great TC...
linden, anne heche, but i hate her
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 1:45 pm
by Guest
I think you are spot on about John Cusack and Anne Heche. Have you thought about going into casting?
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 2:13 pm
by Dragonlily
What are you saying?? John Cusack looks like he never had a deep thought in his life.
Cusack
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 3:09 pm
by Sergio
I am telling you, john cusack he can pull it off...and he would be perfect...i see it...
just would like to come up with someone better than anne heche, she's already from another world
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 5:35 pm
by Lord Doom
Thomas Covenant should be played by Leonardo DiCapri.
Just think about it. He is a great actor and can show all the emotions and conflicts that Thomas Covenant struggled with.
Also, they can change the rape scene into a 10 min love scene in which he makes love to her passionately and cries as he has to leave her.
dicapri-not
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 5:41 pm
by Sergio
hell, if you're gonna start talking crazy go to the far end of crazy, hows this?
covenant - gilbert godfreid
linden - omarosa
foamfollower - mini-me
lord foul - donald trump (actually this one makes sense)
drool - snoop dogg
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 6:00 pm
by Lord Doom
Drool - snoop dogg
You can't possibly know how much I laughed over that one, since I could actually picture snoop doing it.
I take it you don't like Leonardo as Thomas?
leonardo-not
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 6:18 pm
by Sergio
i depsise the man himself. now also i despise russel crowe, but his performance in a beutiful mind won me over.
yet any role i see dicaprischmuck in, i just see a whinning little boy....whomever plays covenant, would need to be able in film to show constant inner awarness and conflict...don't see that from dicaprisnot
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 6:37 pm
by Lord Doom
Blasphomy!
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 6:40 pm
by Sergio
i take it you're a leo fan?
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2005 11:20 am
by I'm Murrin
Actually I've seen DiCaprio improving recently, he could end up not-so-bad. Still no Covenant.
I stick with Bale as a good Cov.
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2005 12:43 pm
by Loredoctor
Bale would be perfect, and he's about to become all the more popular with the release of Batman Begins.
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2005 2:47 pm
by Myste
He'll definitely be more on the radar after Batman. My one problem with Christian Bale is that while I know intellectually that he's a grownup, I always just see him as the kid in Empire of the Sun. (I didn't see American Psycho.)
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2005 6:02 pm
by Lord Doom
For the record, I was just joking with Leo...
Geez.
I have a hard time with Bale though.
I could see Micheal Douglas pull it off though.
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2005 6:06 pm
by Sergio
Lord Doom wrote:For the record, I was just joking with Leo...
Geez.
hey, you never know, you never know...
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2005 6:27 pm
by Myste
Michael Douglas is too old. Remember that in LFB, at least, TC is only in his early thirties.
Besides, he's icky.
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2005 7:02 pm
by Lord Doom
Fine
Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2005 3:26 pm
by Gadget nee Jemcheeta
So.. umm.. It's.. uhh.. it's going to be a trilogy, right? I mean, it would be, RIGHT? oh god. What if it isnt? Oh god.
Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2005 3:36 pm
by Sergio
you know who would be able to portray covenant well? denzel washington! and i take back anne heche, don't think she can take on the deep task of linden