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Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:50 pm
by aTOMiC
King of Prothlomatamia called this morning to tell me I had been called back to the mother country to become the new secretary of the exterior. Duty calls but I probably wont.
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 3:30 am
by Cheval
Laundry Day.
I'm sure that you don't want me to go on a date wearing smelly clothes.
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 4:03 am
by onewyteduck
Mainly because I just don't like you!
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 4:06 am
by DukkhaWaynhim
Nepotism takes precedence - oh, and I don't like you.
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:46 am
by aTOMiC
Only reason I can think up on short notice is is the honest truth.....I can't remember why I agreed to go out with you in the first place since I'm happily married and have 3 kids and even if I were single I wouldn't date you for all the tea in China. That clear enough for you? By the way, how did you get this number? Did you just pull it random from the phone book? Get some help will you please. I have a number for a good mental health clinic that specializes in conditions such as yours.
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 3:51 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Prayer has shown me the error of my ways - oh, and I don't like you.
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 5:19 pm
by aTOMiC
Quit calling me! I don't know you. I don't want to know you. You stink and you clearly haven't washed your hair and by the way I don't like you.
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 5:24 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Rogaine accident, had to go to emergency barber - oh, and I don't like you.
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 5:33 pm
by aTOMiC
Somebody stole my car and then drove it past the restaurant we were supposed to meet at. I swear it only looks as if I drove past and hauled butt after seeing your face, honest.
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 5:38 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Thought you were dead, - oh, and I don't like you.
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:35 am
by onewyteduck
Unbearable gas. And, I don't like you.
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 4:05 am
by DukkhaWaynhim
Viking Attack right outside my apartment - oh, and I don't like you.
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:05 pm
by aTOMiC
Would have been fine going ahead with our date if you could have provided proof you were female - oh, and I don't like you.
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:14 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Xerox company wants my butt for their newest ad campaign - no, literally, they want my butt - oh, and I don't like you.
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:20 pm
by aTOMiC
You didn't get my message? I left one on your answering machine and sent you an email. Oh well I'll just tell you right now. I don't like you. How's that?
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:27 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Zippety-Doo-Dah-it-turns-out-I'm-gay-so-I-don't-need-to-date-you-but-your-welcome-to-stay.... -oh, and I don't like you.
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:31 pm
by aTOMiC
Anyone else would have told you right from the get go but I try to have an open mind so I guess I finally came to the conclusion that I shouldn't date females of your species. You aren't native to this world. The tentacles give you way. Oh, and I don't like you.
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:33 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Barfing is not a come-on for me----oh, and I don't like you.
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:36 pm
by aTOMiC
Call an ambulance! I've hurt myself trying to think up a good excuse to break our date and my brain hurts. Oh, and I don't like you.
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:49 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Darned epileptic seizure during Jedi training - now I have an emergency meeting with my prosthetist. That, and I don't like you.