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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 5:23 pm
by sgt.null
mary ann - she can cook afterwards
maynard g krebbs or gilligan?
Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 6:33 am
by Shuram Gudatetris
I pick Gilligan. The fight would probably be too much "work" for Krebs.
Ghostbusters vs. Beetlejuice
(and why didn't they make this movie??)
Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:11 pm
by sgt.null
ghostbusters - beetle would find a way to destroy hisself.
pluto vs snoopy
Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 6:36 pm
by deer of the dawn
Snoopy rules!!
Goofy vs Scooby Doo?
Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:02 pm
by sgt.null
scooby snacks for the win!
ultraviolet vs infrared
Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 7:13 pm
by deer of the dawn
ultraviolet is more sublime.
Scented candles or potpourri?
Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 2:40 pm
by Linna Heartbooger
scented candles... they dish out the burrrrnnns...
Lord Mhoram or Geraden?
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 9:22 pm
by Lefdmae Deemalr Effaeldm
I'd think they'd likely not fight at all, but if it came to a fight for some reason, my vote is for Lord Mhoram
As for the scented candles, I actually tried to make some, though not sure if it's a good idea to recommend it, a lot of trouble and smell. All it takes is melt normal candles, put something that smells (and is not unhealthy on burning) in, and a piece of string from the same normal candles.
The Joker or Saruman?
Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:57 am
by sgt.null
Joker is a true agent of chaos. Saruman did not come back after his final defeat. Joker wins...
Dred Poet Jethro vs Sgt.Kafka
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 7:31 pm
by deer of the dawn
Sgt.Kafka. There is no winning against absurdity.
Lara Croft or The Bride?
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 11:30 pm
by sgt.null
croft - the bride was too single issue focused.
abraham lincoln vs dr jeckyl/mr hyde
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 12:28 pm
by deer of the dawn
Abraham Lincoln had an army at his command, of course.
Vashti (spurned wife of Xerxes) or Snow White's wicked stepmother?
Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 6:20 am
by sgt.null
SNow WHite's evil stepmum slips her an apple.
Sid Vicious vs Justin Beiber
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:32 am
by Lefdmae Deemalr Effaeldm
Well, this one is bit too obvious) So I'll try to make it a bit more interesting.
Sid arrives in a completely drugged state and forgets a fight was intended. He just stands there for a while and then starts playing his bass guitar. Justin Beiber is shocked and doesn't know what to do, tries to cover his ears, which is no help, of course. But as he listens, the power of punk rock converts him, he grabs a guitar and starts to make awful noise, which gradually turns into something like punk rock.
Justin Beiber converted, Sid wins, though maybe Justin Beiber wins more
Umbrellas vs staying at home while it rains)
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:39 am
by Frostheart Grueburn
Neither. Get a good waterproof gore-tex suit and Nokia boots and go splashin' outside.
The First vs. Coldspray?
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:32 am
by sgt.null
uuuuuuuummmmmm.......
well there is Yellow, Coldplay by default.
tim tebow vs mark sanchez
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 10:29 am
by I'm Murrin
Tebow, by a flip of a coin because I don't know who they are.
Bananaman or Toast Man?
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 5:53 pm
by sgt.null
Toastman, more options for a delicious breakfast..
charlie sheen vs galactus
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 6:07 pm
by I'm Murrin
Charlie Sheen, because #winning.
Tom Cruise vs Katie Holmes
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:54 pm
by deer of the dawn
The lawyers.
Sugar Magnolia or the Venus de Milo?