Kevin's Watch

Blah, blah, blah.

Oh, you are truly 'talented' at diplomacy, sapling.

"Diplomacy"? What is it you think I am negotiating??

And by the way...

Nor Yekith wrote:Oh, you are truly 'talented' at diplomacy sapling.

Nor Yekith wrote:I fully support Eztlicoatl's actions, sapling.

Nor Yekith wrote:But I gather what that strange scroll 'speaks of' and let me assure you, sapling god, there is no problem.

Nor Yekith wrote:Fellow deities, listen to this sapling.

Surely one of your evil brilliance can come up with some different insult? "Sapling" is a bit played out, no?

Zephyr,

These are my last words to you.

You have acted upon your fears and paranoia, and have struck first against me. In truth, you have done more harm to yourself, and have saved me the trouble of one persistent problem. Rest assured, I shall destroy the rest of the jungle, and create a new one in its place, unlike any the world has yet seen.

As for you - twittering, prattling, whining, envious beast who clings to the darkened roots and seeks to plunge the world into his own decrepit and tangled nightmare, you shall receive your reward. You will be destroyed, and the very trees shall rue there ever was a Bhakthi to guide them.

Bid farewell to those few who may love you for, in the near future, they will remember you only as a footnote in the history of foolishness.

Who you calling "twittering"?!?!?!

I grow tired of this defect in the AllFather design for this world. Let it be know now, brothers and sisters, that such zealots and schismatics of mine will have Life's gift taken from them!! And any of you who would like me to provide the same service for you, let any of my Paragon's know. We will assist you in eradicating those who NEVER should have lived in the first place!!

The Goddess of Death thanks you, Deva!

Let it be known Brothers, Sisters, Uncle, One God, Non-God, AllFather, and Tooth Fairy. The city of Martovan shall hence forth be known as Asylum. Any person upon Eiran that seeks refuge shall be welcome in to Asylum and be under the proper care of my followers. Also, every Thursday is Dwarrow Ale Day.

Hey, party at Mox's house!

Zephyr, dweller of the forests, heed my last words to you.

We are at war. In the second age I had considered mutating your embryo so that you would have been born without limbs and thus perfected. Failing to mutate you in Jove's womb I later considered simply slaying you. My intentions were to obtain your father's domains and perfect Eiran, so I did not have time to eradicate your presence from this world.

Your actions dictate that I must.

Before I devour you, I will scour your forests with black fire, and mutate your beasts with mutagens so powerful that not a cell in their bodies will escape perfection. I will reduce your cities and towns to dust and ash, and your streets will be flooded with the rivers of liquefied flesh of every citizen I find in them. I may spare thousands of your people, and I will mutate them by removing the heads of men, women and children. In so doing create slaves to serve my purposes - such as endlessly feeding my womb pits, exocrine towers, and flesh-forests. The ground will heave, as though it seeks to vomit forth its riches but instead sweet-smelling pits of mutagens manifest. Your rivers will be diverted, pulsing like veins, to these pits and will spread across the land so that the entire continent will slowly be transformed and perfected.

I decree that the trace of Zephyr will be erased. Everything that you have every worked for . . . eradicated . . . and remade. You are not fit for this world. You do not have the concept for a utopia or the will to better the world. My allies and myself possess these traits.

You are weak and must be annihilated. I have slayed a god before and hunger for it again.

Black fire?? You have black fire?? I didn't know you have black fire! I never would have started anything if I'd known you have black fire!


Damn, now I'm doomed...

Nor Yekith wrote:Zephyr, dweller of the forests, heed my last words to you.

Don't toy with me! I'd give my soul for those to have been your last words to me.

So. I am assailed not only by the perfidious goddess of so-called healing, but also by Amplarx and Rothmog? Does the Sunrise Court and it's lackies now align itself outright against me?

What harm have I ever wrought either of you that I am attacked? For all my domain, the only wars I have fought have been for my homeland. What vengeance do you attempt to wreak upon me Amplarx? What imaginary protection is served by invading my lands?

And you, Rothmog...how convenient that my people are bereft of health just before you unleash your disease on them? Unaligned? Or lickspittle to the goddess opposite you on the Wheel?

So be it. You have courted War, now War will answer you. For I am not weakened by your cowardly assaults. Indeed, my strength has increased. May the death agonies of your followers be long.

Ukulwa, had I known what was being planned against you, I would have done my utmost to discourage it. The struggle to share Imray (as I see it) is between you and me. And so far, with my people in exile on the island cities, you have what you desire.

So what if my presence has been there the past few seasons. I have been protecting my home from potential diseases and plagues by residing among the ruins of Zendra until they were purified. I see the attack of Rothmog as him thinking of taking advantage of a situation that would benefit him and nothing to do with me. Unfortunately for him, his action may cause me to reconsider my own opinion of him...

But, you care not for what you hold. For I have approached you to cooperate in investigating this disturbance that encroaches on the Shylan, and you turn me down. I entreat you to reconsider your answer.

You expect me to believe that? I think that it suits you to appear uninvolved. The coincidence stretches credulity.

As for caring for what I hold, you could scarce be more mistaken. But I have more pressing concerns that do not allow me the leisure to persue investigations, as much as I may wish I could.

Call off your dogs Mistress of Light, and I may be more amenable to discussion.

uKulwa wrote:Call off your dogs Mistress of Light, and I may be more amenable to discussion.

While these are not my "dogs" to call off, I suspect doing so would only encourage the same discussion we had before. And in that discussion, we stalemate. I wish to share my home, you wish it all.

What else could there be to discuss?
My people are already in exile, I need not your proffered bribes to remove them. But they shall not stop striving to return where they long to be: free to roam the plains and forest, and to make pilgrimage.

Calais wrote: Hey, party at Mox's house!

It would always be a pleasure to have you over, Mistress Earth.

Devaguhya,

Are you aware of any significant connection between Tireela having killed a sentinel raven and all sentinel ravens having disappeared from Pelendra? I have no idea what kind of connection there might be. I'm grasping at straws. If Pelendra is a sign that something important is going on or about to, we should try to figure it out, eh?

Meh! I have no idea; nor do I care. The bird annoyed my high priestess and so its Life was consumed.

*chuckles* It was tasty. I am disappointed that so many are gone. Perhaps they remain still in easier places to reach than Pelendra if I get hungry for their taste! *hearty laugh*

I see such an event as more evidence of the weakness of the AllFather!

AllFather wrote:Zephyr's zealots have launched an epuration campaign against your followers! Everywhere, angry mobs lynch your people or burn them at the stake, destroying houses and private property without heeding consequences, in order to find and annihilate your followers!

I understand we sometimes have followers do things we do not intend. I assume brother of trees that you do not mind my removing Life's gift from these zealots!

Ah! My apologies, Life. I forgot to address this. No, indeed, I do not mind.

I have decided to leave the Sunset court. Life's gift should not be restricted to any court; it is available for all who are worthy! And I have allies amongst all factions. I am now unaligned and wish my prior court mates well.

Wow! If I hadn't been the first to leave Sunset, I'd be saying, "Hey, all of you, what's your problem??!!"

Ah, and congratulations to Anaya! You seem to have gotten rid of your demon problem.