Kevin's Watch

That was a thoroughly corrupted wish.

<Zapowee> Molly Ringwald was your girlfriend in high school. She cheated on you with everyone.

you forgot a choice - i corrupted your wish so badly?

Ah, sorry. I wish for...an advanced screening of the last Harry Potter movie.

Bam you see it but halfway through some jerk pulls the fire alarm as a prank and you leave without seeing the second half...

I wish that the tank would have a day of peace love and understanding. Hile Troy's Think Tank Truce Day.... (ok Null, gave you the perfect opp here)

LOL

there is a staged truce, flowers are handed out. hugs are given. only to find out one devious poster poisoned the flowers. a melee ensues. avatar realizes as the blackness overtakes him what a horrible idea it was. a great swath of tank posters are incapable of posting ever again. and it turns out aliantha was the culprit. she mails a "letter" to null assured that soon general discuss will be getting the most traffic of all!

i wish someone sent me plane tickets for two to dan francisco.

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there is a staged truce, flowers are handed out. hugs are given. only to find out one devious poster poisoned the flowers. a melee ensues. avatar realizes as the blackness overtakes him what a horrible idea it was. a great swath of tank posters are incapable of posting ever again. and it turns out aliantha was the culprit. she mails a "letter" to null assured that soon general discuss will be getting the most traffic of all!

i wish someone sent me plane tickets for two to dan francisco.

Some mysterious package appears on your doorstep and to you amazement, it contains two tickets to where you asked to go.
However, dan francisco (being a mean old man) slams his door in your face and sends you on your way because he doesn't know who you are.

(I know you meant to spell "San Francisco", but it worked out for me. )


My wish is that my dog would stop shedding all over the house.

<BAZINGA!> Your dog stops shedding. His coat keeps growing out. He dies of heat exhaustion.

I wish I hadn't drunk quite so much wine last night.

>bam< instead you drank homemade bathtub gin. now you have such a hangover you can not move. you can't stop vomiting and you have massive runs.

i wish i had a million dollars

KAZ-ZAM!

You suddenly have one million dollars.
And the IRS is wanting to see you for tax evasion.

I wish I didn't just burn my garlic toast that I was making with dinner.

<KAPOWIE> You didn't burn the garlic toast. You burnt the dinner.

I wish it wasn't so damn cold outside.

Shazam! the newest ice age hits your town, putting you all in a deep freeze

wish i could buy more comic books

*Ka-Pow!*
You go out and buy lots and lots of comic books.
So many comic books that you have no money left over to buy food, pay morgage/rent, utilities, nor anything else.
Your wife left you and now you are homeless because of no money.

I wish I was a TV star on a comedy show.

(do i get to keep the comics )

you are a famous tv star on a comedy show - but that star is charlie sheen. (duh - losing!)

wish i could revisit new mexico this month

*Clink!*

Your chance of re-visiting New Mexico comes true.
However, the only reason for the visit is because
you've been extradited to a prison there to do 20 years.

I wish I could think of an "Un-corruptable" wish.

Spoiler

OK, that's not fair. My wish is that we don't get hit with a hurricane this year.

the weather men are puzzled as to why it still snowing in your area, in the middle of summer.

i wish i owned a 67 mustang

You've just won a prize from a collectible car dear dealership!
The prize is a 1967 Ford Mustang convertible.
The first box that contains some of the parts will arrive in 4 - 6 weeks and
every other week they will send you another part,
C.O.D. of course, plus shipping and handling.
Congradulations on your winnings.

My wish is to find a good paying job that will last.

the police frame you for a robbery and you end up working in the prison barber shop for 20 cents an hour for the next 25 years.

wish i could quit my job...

You show up to work tomorrow and you are fired.

I wish I had lived in a more primitive society.

*POOF* You are suddenly on a remote island paradise surrounded by curious and peaceful people. Everyone accepts you into their society immediately and you are loved. Because of your modern education, you know many things to help the people's of this paradise thrive. They are all very impressed by your knowledge. The most beautiful and interesting man (or woman) in the society falls in love with you and their family is so pleased about it. Unfortunately, you have also brought your modern infectious diseases with you. When the first person dies, you just think it's normal that people die. It only occurs to you that you might be the cause by the time that the outbreaks are uncontrollable. Congratulations!

I wish that my cat would learn to drink out of her bowl instead of demanding to get drinks from the facet.

*Me-OW!*

You wake up the next morning and discover that your cat has learned to drink out of her bowl.
The thing is, it is a confused cat and thinks that either the toilet bowl and your cereal bowl is her domain.
Sometimes switching between both bowls during the same drink time.
She never drinks out of anything else. Ever.

I wish I could understand what my dog is saying when she barks.