Kevin's Watch

Welcome back, Juan!

Hmm, now I come to re-read your posts, you remind me of someone. I won't say who.

(that was from the heart!...and nothing to do with the chase of the elusive 10k...)

--A

Where the heck has Juan been?

Juan Valdez
2004-2006

Fist and Faith wrote:Where the heck has Juan been?

In what sense?

Eh?!? I swear I checked all of Juan's posts before I bumped that, and that last one wasn't there!

isn't he still making coffee commercials?

Juan Valdez wrote:Festive folly, harb-horths holly, nary jolly pudding pat….







LOL





And that…is why I…am a genius….



TO..BE...SHURE!!....not to be confused with saw...HA! RIGHT! HMPH!!!


TALLY HO...


never...under any cricumstances....bother a penguin in the process of balancing an egg.....they have far too much on their minds as it is without..having someone harass...and annoy.....

please consult..march of the penguins....


and with that...

TAH!!!!



HA!


RIGHT!!



Juan the ever absent yet eternally present guardian of the watch Valdez


or

-Juan Valdez

Welcome back mate!

Hey, where the hell is Juan?!?!?!???!!!?

I have decided that Juan Valdez is actually John Titor, there can be no other explanation

Juan Valdez

storm wrote:I have decided that Juan Valdez is actually John Titor, there can be no other explanation

Wow! Nice job piecing that together!!

I'd also like to know where the captain of the Exxon Valdez is these days.

I miss Juan!


Where....................... oh were.......................... is out dearest.........


.....................Juan...................

........................Valdez?

Two magnetic housing units for the dual micro singularities
An electron injection manifold to alter mass and gravity micro singularities
A cooling and X-ray venting system
Gravity sensors, or a variable gravity lock
Four main caesium clocks
Three main computer units

HA!....

Mourn...not...for Valdez.....

I live yet....

It is important to note however... not to be confused with....vibrations through the ether....that if one were to observe closely an exotic specimen of .... bug.... one may....perchance....perceive....that said....divine folly....may possess multiple eyes.....with which to watch.....

closely...

which is to say nothing...of.... reflects on...Englebert of Humperdinck...

t'would be a waste of ones accumulation of nano-seconds....no?....OF COURSE!!!...COOL WHIP!!!

why...didnt I...see it before?!!..... HA!... SUCK...SAYS!!!!

What does one..call a badger who..covets..cornflakes?.....?...I'll wait...

The question is of course...not...who birthed the greater egg....

It is...as any objective observe can discern....this.....thus...

Does time travel....or is travel..time?...

Rotit.....of course....a mirror could see.....but eye cannot......gray matter..however is another matter......where is the inspiration...the data?...or it's interpretation...

not all who are lost...wander......

some opt to simply sit and bemoan their plight....by the waterfall...nigh the ... hungry....intimidating bear....

but bear.....with me....

HA...GENIUS IS IN THE ..... cookie? ...jar?

CAUGHT....with a hand....but......DAMN...colorblind...if only red and fleshtones had a perceptible...difference......I guess you are free to go...

you'd tell me..wouldnt you...if your hand was red.....Carry on george..and dick....

my wayward son...

the badger please....STILL WAITING..... if a byrd...were the wurd....would the word speak truth....or simply chirp????

HA!!..STILL TALLYING HOS I C!!! 7 of course....heh....

Cheer the E..oh!

-Juan todo Valdez

Okay, I guess I'm going insane because this stuff is actually making sense to me.

Hiya Juan!!

And isn't it Prince Humperdinck? No. Wait. I'm confusing things. Ah anyway, I take Dream Whip over Cool Whip anyday.

That's actually better than some poems I've read recently.