Kevin's Watch

LMAO! I can't believe this turned into such a great thread!

This is the best!

iQuestor wrote:Why did the chicken cross the road?

Wayfriend:

Actually, SRD addressed this earlier in the GI:

SRD Wrote:

John from Chattanooga: Steve, I love your work and think you are the greatest. Why did the chicken cross the road? Love your work, can't wait for FR.

SRD replies: I had the idea of the chicken in my head for quite sometime; I was in karate class, kicking the living $h*t out of some younger people when the road dynamic formed. This was when I realized that the chicken represented the impotence of the innocent, and that the act of crossing the road, while futile, was the only answer to despite... Others had attempted to cross, but ...

Thank you for inspiring me DLB.

As the chicken crossed the road she began turning wildly, trying to see the intersection from every side at once, before she knew what she was going to do, a touch of cold as thin as a feather and as sharp as steel slid straight through the center of her abdomen--

hahahaha! Terisa and the chicken! Brilliant!

Cameraman Jenn wrote:I know Lucimay! I'm still confused over Lore's post. I don't know who pulled their pants up, was it CovJr or the chicken?

Or was it both? However, I cannot say more. Ask Covenant Jr.

Well, it would be very funny if the intent was that CovJr got pantsed by a chicken.

My pants never come into contact with chickens.

Well, if the chicken snuck up behind you and pulled them down and then took off running across the street they would have been in contact.....

SWEET JESUS GAY WHY HAVE I NOT BEEN CHECKING THIS THREAD?!?!?

You guys are brilliant.

hahahaha! Wadds, I like that you used the expression I had you using in my Wadds post.

CovJr, if we were in middle school together I so would have pantsed you, it would have gone something like this:

CamJenn: "Hey! What's that over there?" points to left.
CovJr: turns head to look
CamJenn: yanks CovJr's trackies and pants down around his ankles and then runs like the hounds of hell are at her heels....

Just for you, baby

Cameraman Jenn wrote:Well, if the chicken snuck up behind you and pulled them down and then took off running across the street they would have been in contact.....

I disagree most vehemently. At the risk of this thread being moved to the 'Tank, allow me my opinion.

Given that a chicken is no more than 30cm in size, and given that the chicken's ratio of mass to wingspan will not allow it to become airborne, I seriously doubt the chicken could pull Cov Jr's pants down. Not unless Cov Jr's pants were already down at a height the chicken could reach with its beak. Even then, we would have to factor in the chicken's motivation for doing so. What evolutionary factors would have produced such behaviour in a chicken? None, I say. There is no shred of evidence that a chicken would have the biological urge to pull pants down (nor has it ever been reported, except in the Langley vs. Farmer Uoquin 1965 case).

Say the chicken did pull his pants down. It would have to be at the height of Cov Jr's pants (an estimate places this at around 90cm). But how did it get at this height? If it was placed there that rules out chicken motivation - as it was obviously forced. Therefore, the chicken did not 'derobe' Cov of his pants - someone else did: REMOVAL OF PANTS VIA PROXY. As Judge Curtis (1878) stated: Chickens cannot be ruled to remove pants via proxy, and all culpability must rest with said party who placed chicken at the height to remove pants.I rest my case.

And it's non-migratory - just like coconuts...

OH MY GOD LORE WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE!!!!!

*pulls Lore's pants down around his ankles and runs like the hounds of hell are at my heels*

I wish someone had told all that to the chicken that just stole my pants.

Pants

Ahhh, thought this was the spam forum.

SBG, you got the chickengram I sent you then!

Marvin, love the new title!

It is actually possible that the chicken was the one who pulled its pants up.

zOMFG SBG - you got a pic of

SUPER CHICKEN!!!