Kevin's Watch

Sitting unfettered on the sink

I am a simple man.

You may be lots of things Sarge, but simple isn't one of them!

I've an aversion to complicating
Things. Like making my bed. Or
Putting the bog roll on the holder.

The diminution of the panoply of possibly pertinent propositions for cognisant contemplation when formulating utterances for communication of easily accessible comprehension is a circumstantial optimisation possibility greatly undervalued but muchly to be desired by this particular exponent of the linguistic art if no other.

Toilet paper (sometimes called toilet tissue
or bathroom tissue) is a tissue paper product
primarily used to clean the butt and surrounding
Butt region of poop (after pooping), and to clean
the external privates and other areas of peepee
 (after peeing, primarily for females) or other 
bodily fluids (after that time of month or sexy
time). It also acts as a layer of protection for
the hands during these processes. It is usually
supplied as a long strip of perforated paper
wrapped around a paperboard core for storage
in a dispenser near a toilet. The bundle, or roll
of toilet paper, is known as a toilet roll, or loo roll
or bog roll in Britain. Because the English are wierd.

You said it Sarge!