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Posted: **Tue Jul 29, 2003 2:37 am**

For a minute there, I thought that said GOO. Very funny though.

"If love is the answer, can you rephrase the answer?"-Somewhere off another board somewhere.

Posted: **Tue Jul 29, 2003 2:42 am**

"If it doesn't fit, get a bigger hammer." (Richard A. May)

Posted: **Tue Jul 29, 2003 4:06 am**

"Don't you think that a church with a lightning rod displays a curious lack of confidence?" -Unknown

Posted: **Wed Jul 30, 2003 2:21 am**

The girl with whom he fell in love had an exquisite beauty, a beauty to be worshiped, not desired. She was fragile and silent. Her face told of the lovely mysteries within her, left unexpressed.

She became Gail Wynand's mistress. He allowed himself the weakness of being happy. He would have married her at once, had she mentioned it. But they said little to each other. He felt that everything was understood between them.

One evening he spoke. Sitting at her feet, his face raised to her, he allowed his soul to be heard. "My darling, anything you wish, anything I am, anything I can ever be ... That's what I want to offer you - not the things I'll get for you, but the thing in me that will make me able to get them. That thing - a man can't renounce it - but I want to renounce it - so that it will be yours - so that it will be in your service - only for you." The girl smiled and asked: "Do you think I'm prettier than Maggy Kelly?"

Posted: **Wed Jul 30, 2003 2:51 am**

"I, John Brown, am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away but with blood!"
Intense, huh?

Posted: **Wed Jul 30, 2003 5:11 am**

"wot we call human nature in actuality is human habit."
-jewel kilcher

sum sui generis

Posted: **Wed Jul 30, 2003 5:25 am**

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
--Jeff Valdez

Posted: **Wed Jul 30, 2003 10:26 am**

"lucky that my breasts r small & humble,
so u dont confuse them...with mountains."

(the most ridiculous quote r oft the best.)

sum sui generis

Posted: **Wed Jul 30, 2003 1:39 pm**

"If you're starving, eat your horses, your dead, or yourself ~ but NEVER eat your dog." (unattributed)

Posted: **Thu Jul 31, 2003 2:02 am**

Some who have read the book, or at any rate have reviewed it, have found it boring, absurd, or contemptible, and I have no cause to complain, since I have similar opinions of their works... -J.R.R. Tolkien

Posted: **Thu Jul 31, 2003 3:51 am**

"I'm really a timid person-I was beaten up by Quakers." Woody Allen

Posted: **Thu Jul 31, 2003 3:52 am**

life is like a box of chocolates .. F. Gump

Posted: **Thu Jul 31, 2003 4:03 am**

"And you, madam, are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning."
Churchill, replying to Member of Parliament Bessie Braddock, who told him he was drunk.

Posted: **Thu Jul 31, 2003 4:17 am**

LOL

how rude!!! *that annoying creature off Star Wars*

someone will know his name

Posted: **Thu Jul 31, 2003 4:26 am**

"An optimist, in the atomic age, thinks the future is uncertain."
Russell Crouse

Posted: **Thu Jul 31, 2003 4:29 am**

"No man am I .. I am Eowyn of the Mark" umm Eowyn of the Mark

Posted: **Thu Jul 31, 2003 4:40 am**

Omniscient am I not, but well-informed.
Mephistopheles, Faust pt 1

umm Eowyn
Four things that never meet do here unite
To shed my blood and to ravage my heart,
A radiant brow and tresses that beguile
And rosy cheeks and a glittering smile.

Posted: **Thu Jul 31, 2003 4:43 am**

Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with a cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat."
--Mark Twain

Posted: **Thu Jul 31, 2003 5:06 am**

I love Christopher Marlowe's Faustus!!!!

Posted: **Thu Jul 31, 2003 6:17 am**

"Any time you think you have influence, try ordering around someone else's dog."
--The Cockle Bur

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