Kevin's Watch

*casts a 10kg bag of plain flour into the air to render invisible Skyweir visible*

DAMN YOU COVENANT JNR!!!!!!!!!
*makes strategic decision - left shoe is a lost cause...a casualty of war. Dons a wetsuit and scuba gear*

There that should protect me from unexpected full frontal, overhead and rear end attacks.*smug look*

*turns her full attention to the snivelling Neil aka Covey Jr and produces her super duper, turbo boosted, mega tensioned sling shot and a large and well rotted pile of watermelon.....she takes careful aim and lets rip!!!!!*

Youre looking a little peaky there Neil......have some fruit!!!!!!!

*with the young unbeliever taken care of Infelice surveys the battle scene....spies a new comer to the fray and runs, leaps and performs a perfectly executed sommersault with a double twist, successfully evading all airbourne food projectiles and lands directly in front of Building Maintenance Man and smushes him in the face with HER specialty rotten banana cream pie*

Hi there and Welcome!!!!

*having performed galantly in the face severe adversity she retires to the corner where Duchess is sitting and shares a cup of coffee and chocolate brownies.......however in the back of her mind there is a niggling fear......Foul has been waaayyy too quiet...*

*in his best Ah-nold voice*

Awll beh bahk! (Translation: "I'll be back!")

*ninja danlo drags unconcious Cjr behind wall near loo, sneaks to the top of wall above brownie party..."Good evening ladies!" as he pours a bucket of creamed spinach on their heads.**

*first grumbles over lost brilliant post last night and continues....*

mmm .. first .. ummm second .. any questions???

building maintenance man wrote:Who's going to clean this crap up?

mmm .. lets see .. *taps hilt of rocket launcher* .. mmm .. wouldnt that be .. umm .. the janitor?? *looks around suspiciously and spies .. clean up guy .. HEY BUILDING MAINTENANCE GUY .. I GUESS THATS YOU
lol

i had a perfectly crafted masterpiece of food fighting prose contrived last night .. but damnable black hole occurrances

scans the perimeter and sees that infelice is in rather good form this arvo .. and that Neil is clealy not a YOUNG ONES fan ..

damn got to go .. be back with more surgical precision that you have all become accustomed to from skyweir

Hurry back Skyweir!!!!!! I have a little surprise waiting for you.

Ah, Danlo, how could you desecrate brownies in such a way?

I dunno Duchess...... this spinach crap doesnt taste too bad.

*staggers groggily out from behind the wall near the loo, shaking fist at the fleeing Skyweir* DAMN YOU! I'VE NEVER WATCHED THE YOUNG OOOOOOOOOONES........

*taking a suggestively-shaped vegetable in each hand, baby unbeliever re-enters the fray, clouting Danlo and Building Maintenance Man about the ear*

[quote="Infelice*...retires to the corner where Duchess is sitting and shares a cup of coffee and chocolate brownies...*[/quote]

*Sniff* *sniff*

COFFEE?!?!

*Biff fights the craving...*

I must resist the temptation!

*Torn between the safety of his rag tag fort (under the buffet table) and the longing to savor the fresh dark brew that beacons him to the corner of the room... Biff realizes it is a loosing battle within his soul... He can not go with out his beloved COFFEE! Once he comes to terms with this knowledge, he knows there is only one thing left to do... GET THAT COFFEE!*

SAVE ME A SIP!

*Biff yells, as he hefts the table up over his head! Hurling it in Danlo’s general direction causing the spread of crab cakes, steam veggies, corn bread, tossed salad greens, gumbo, fried chicken and all else which once lined the table to cascade down over him. Torrents of finely garnished food now screaming toward Danlo... he is powerless to stop the on slot.*

Now how about that coffee ladies?

*flippantly asks Biff, as he takes a step toward the corner, and the coffee he smells coming from there. Yet he is forgetting the Olive oil slick he himself had laid… Biff’s feet are swept out from under him and he lands dead square on his back knocking the breath out of himself…

That’s going to hurt… *he says with his last gasp of air*

but Danlo threw creamed spinach into the coffee...you might not like it, Biff!

*Dazed and winded from his fall, Biff hears his name called...*

Mommy? Is that you?

*well my outfit used to be black..slams in2 wall (holding ear)...passes out!**

hmmm...how shall I revive him?

wake up, Sleeping Beauty!

*You see Foul quietly, covertly maneuvering a large, HUGE steam tray full of some kind of brownish sludge . . .*

*Foul takes off with his newfound weapon and hides deep, deep in the hills, where he can’t be found. He leaves a note behind. *

I'm comin' for ya Infelice! When ya least expect it, too! And once I'm done with Infelice, I'm bringin' you all down--down to Chinatown, baby yeah!!

Hello, kiddies! I shall now issue forth my pre-emptive strike! Just know that it's simply a TASTE of what's to come! FLY MY PRETTIES, FLY!

*suddenly, the double-door entrance flies open and out comes . . . HORDES OF HAMSTERS*

*Dizzy from the blow, he stagers toward the exit... but Half way to his goal, Kaboom (to the left of him) Kaboom (to the right of him) He trips a couple of Biffs pudding mines.*

Blasted Kids!!!

Lord Foul wrote:*You see Foul quietly, covertly maneuvering a large, HUGE steam tray full of some kind of brownish sludge . . .*

I'm wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.......try harder Foul.

Lord Foul wrote:*Foul takes off with his newfound weapon and hides deep, deep in the hills, where he can’t be found. He leaves a note behind. *

I'm comin' for ya Infelice! When ya least expect it, too! And once I'm done with Infelice, I'm bringin' you all down--down to Chinatown, baby yeah!!

Thats right.....run away and hide like a little girl.....I'm SOOOOOOOOO scared.

duchess of malfi wrote:hmmm...how shall I revive him?

wake up, Sleeping Beauty!

.. *shakes head* - *picks up a 20Lbucket of icy cold water and dumps it over danlo* .. yep danlo instantly awakes!!!

whispers to duchess ... "calling the .. *gags* .. LOL .. "Sleeping Beauty" to wake is kinda of a contradiction in commands .. this will only serve to confuse the concussed lad"

reads back to earlier posts to detect everyones whereabouts and stops!! to read what->

Lord Foul wrote:*You see Foul quietly, covertly maneuvering a large, HUGE steam tray full of some kind of brownish sludge . . .*

*Foul takes off with his newfound weapon and hides deep, deep in the hills, where he can’t be found. He leaves a note behind. *

I'm comin' for ya Infelice! When ya least expect it, too! And once I'm done with

mmm .. clearly Foul is gone rogue .. an unpredictable element .. and possibly also dillusional ..

ooops!! *steps on hamster* sorry!!! .. ok most definately dillusional

sends in dogs to clean out the hamsters!! and resumes position .. now covered in bakers flour .. and less than invisible to the naked eye or well .. umm .. any eye

ahah!! i still have my invincibility cloak .. and it is fully functional!!

*picks up danlo who is now almost fully conscious*

*briefs danlo - 'we have one man down - well Cov. jr anyway .. he in his usual confused state struck you over the head with his suggestively shaped vegetable!! clearly he didnt realise we had commandered him to fight with us not against us .. the fool!!!'

'but its all good .. cos he hasnt done any real damage .. apart from the damage to your head danlo

we've got LF - a lone but wild turkey - and i'm just not sure what he's gonna do next .. and infelice who he's got it in for .. and Biff .. well he's an odd one i suggest we take him down first!!!

LOL... I turned against you when you started calling me Neil Ah well, I suppose all is forgiven

*spins and twirls in an Olympic discus-throwing fashion, and flings a Razor-Edged Pancake of DoomTM at Biff*

A Razor-Edged Pancake of Doom™ zips toward me.

"Oh no, what ever shall I do?"

Suddenly I realize... I have a corndog stick up my nose still! In a flash, I turn my head, position the corndog stick at just the right angle so as to deflect it. With great precision it now hurls toward the fleeing Foul who so cowardly runs for the hills!

I notice the band of misfits, scheming in the corner. They sip on Spinach flavored coffee... Still dazed, and wondering where my mommy is I find myself unsure who's who in here... friend or foe! So I decide to take no chances. I remove the two Watermelons of OZ® from my pocket..... ( , y , ). These TOP secret melons are hugely powerful, created in the solitude of Yahoo’s darkest corners. Like bowling balls, I sling them toward the corner and the Motly Crew that gathers there… they pick up speed, I guide them with my tongue as you would a regular bowling ball. Till…

SSSSSSPLIIIIIIISSHHHHH!

And ocean of reddish sweet watery juice sloshes those lurking in the corner. Laying waist to their conniving and plots against me, or so I assume.