Kevin's Watch

...Oh...

Kissing up to the GM helps?

Well I doubt it. Kissing him sure doesnt. Trust me, I tried. And sending him dodgy photos dont. Him and lore just jerked off to em, aye lore?

Well thats what he said anyway

Dorian wrote:Well I doubt it. Kissing him sure doesnt. Trust me, I tried. And sending him dodgy photos dont. Him and lore just jerked off to em, aye lore?

Well thats what he said anyway

...hmmm...

Dorian wrote:Well I doubt it. Kissing him sure doesnt. Trust me, I tried. And sending him dodgy photos dont. Him and lore just jerked off to em, aye lore?

Well thats what he said anyway

LMAO

[Mental note to reroll the next good result for the LSF]

See! Even black humour doesnt work

*grin*

:learning as I lurk:

Well, I'm fairly damn happy with my new system - calculating all player's turns simultaneously with the assistance of an interger generator took me less than ten minutes. I'll write and release all faction reports this evening.

Montressor wrote:Well, I'm fairly damn happy with my new system - calculating all players turns simultaneously with the assistance of an interger generator took me less than ten minutes. I'll write and release all faction reports this evening.

WHAT!?

Man. That kicks ass.

WOO HOO!

My last post was purely story, so please dont reply to it or act upon any knowledge gleaned from it

All turn reports have been sent. A new game thread addition by me may or may not be added this turn.

Turn Two orders are due Friday the 7th. I may going away that weekend, so won't get much time to work on the turn, though if people can submit turns earlier, I can process the turn sooner, and have it done by the Monday, with a bit of luck.

A quick note of clarification (as one player has asked me this, and others are probably wondering) - Supply consumption and generation is calculated at the end of every month. Turns represent one week. This is done to cut down on book-keeping time for me, to make the game run faster, and to leave a degree of uncertainty for players.

After much deliberation on my part, I have decided to make STAFF a new order. You may find it in the order list summary. Players need not worry about any elements they have staffed in the first turn, this rule applies only from Turn Two onwards.

So that all know - we now have a seventh player, starting on turn two. I'll allow that player to introduce themselves, however.

Montressor wrote:So that all know - we now have a seventh player, starting on turn two. I'll allow that player to introduce themselves, however.

An evil robot monkey named Jim?

na a homosexual monkey called Ch1mpgay more like

Dorian wrote:na a homosexual monkey called Ch1mpgay more like

... Fetch my musket

and some elbow grease....

Turn uhh... two? Sent.

Short story in a few days when I have a day off from work.

Received and it looks all good.

I've had a few enquiries about element sizes, so I thought I'd point something out - 1 element always has more than one person in it (the only exceptions are Commander Units and spies). So, if a player has 3 Cannibal Raiders, this does not mean there are only 3 men/women in that group. Most likely, there are between 15 and 30. Military units generally have around 5, scouts usually have about 3, workers can have up to ten people in an element etc etc.

1 unit of PEOPLE is roughly equivalent to 5-20 people (counting the infirm or the too young). So, if someone has a dozen elements and 30 PEOPLE their faction probably has about 400 people in it. Though players should not concern themselves too much with just how many people are in this or that unit - in all likelihood, the same kinds of squads would have different numbers.

Also, a reminder - orders are due tomorrow...sooner means I can process the turn this week.

Hmm. I had entirely forgotten about the time difference--it's already Friday there, isn't it? I need to get moving on my orders.