Kevin's Watch

Marvin wrote:I'll take off all my clothes for you, I'll let you get naked too, and maybe later we'll get hot by the refrigerator
In the kitchen next to the pantry....if it takes our fancy. In the buff, being rude, doing stuff with the food, getting lewd. I heard that's what you're in to. Then on our next date well, you could bring your roommate, the three of us in the nude being lewd, three dudes with food.

But I need to know, is that what you're in to?

Esmer wrote:

Marvin wrote:I'll take off all my clothes for you, I'll let you get naked too, and maybe later we'll get hot by the refrigerator
In the kitchen next to the pantry....if it takes our fancy. In the buff, being rude, doing stuff with the food, getting lewd. I heard that's what you're in to. Then on our next date well, you could bring your roommate, the three of us in the nude being lewd, three dudes with food.

But I need to know, is that what you're in to?

Esmer is definitely not into men being "into him" (OUCH! ). But I might like to watch Marvin do it!

Marvin wrote:Esmer, coming from New York, do you take part in regular gangsta hip-hop battles, or "rhyme-offs"?

Esmer wrote:

Marvin wrote:Esmer, coming from New York, do you take part in regular gangsta hip-hop battles, or "rhyme-offs"?

A common misconception people have when Esmer says he is from NY is: "Really? You don't sound like you're from NY?" most of the people they meet from NY are actually from NY City.

I am closer to Canada in speech and location, as they are in NY City closer to Boston/New Jersey. They call ME a "hick", heh.

Attitude is another matter entirely, as Esmer is sure you are aware!


So, NO, I do not.

I pity the punks that partake in the madness
Yangin' the young for their products and profit
The pushers keep pushin' on D and on Jump Street
Pushin' the passive pill, so ya don't need
kids makin' bids with their nine's in their goose downs
'Cause college is pricey and some brothers ain't got none
You try to discern between truth and suggestion
but they bid for your ID via fear of rejection

All I see is outfits and attitudes, congenial criminality
The hidden agenda is a psychic necessity
Hungry minds so sad in the hearts of darkness
manifesting some sort of natural impatience
Deaf MacBeth, scar city, the slasher
Enveloping the b-boy, the doper, the thrasher
Looking to be judged but when judged by the book
Son you're running to the hook

Back with the funk hits, Uncle Huey is back with
the funk hits, and the F.L.C. is coming to grips
with a fist full of funk hits
I got the feel good hit of the year, I got two thumbs up
and I stuck'em in his ear. The man stepped to me,
he wouldn't let it end though, so I threw his ass out
the Roxy Deli window

I ain't pushin' no party, I ain't meddlin' in Saudi,
but i think it's fucked up, what the federal has laid on me
I've been watchin' the news, you're forcing people to choose
between the lesser of two evils; my red, white, and blues
The deceiver's deceiving because the people believe him
Soon the troops'll be bleedin' and their mama's will be grieving
So keep on payin' your taxes, when you don't know the facts
Let the contracts get backed, while your conscience relaxes

Marvin wrote:Sandwiches, how bloody good are they?

Esmer wrote:

Zenlunatic wrote:Esmer, where do the lost socks go?

lost socks go nowhere, forever doomed to wander aimlessly, because, well, they're lost!

bloodguard bob wrote:Esmer, why do I loathe ketchup even when everyone else thinks it's so friggin' great?

sgt.null wrote:Is there another word for synonym?

Synonym.com wrote:INTERNAL SERVER ERROR.

sgt.null wrote:Is there another word for synonym?

sgt.null wrote:If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

sgt.null wrote:If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?