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thefirst said:
you just had to go there didn't you?


Hey, it's the Hoff. You never know, right? ;)

*I would like to take time now to apologize to any David Hasselhoff enthusiasts who may have been offended by my admittedly callous and insensitive post. It was not my intention to diminish the Hoff in any way, nor does it truly reflect my opinion of this prolific and respectable actor/singer/whatever else he's done. A book? Has he written a book? Surely by now he has, right? I mean the guy's gotta be sixty. I mean, he was in Knight Rider when I was like, four. Take Richard Simmons for instance. Now there's desperate. What kind of career can that guy have by now?*

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P.S. Umm, go ahead and re-read that apology again, replacing David Hasselhoff with Richard Simmons in the former instance, and replacing the latter with Dolph Lundren.

P.P.S. Well... Nah, never mind.
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Urg. . . this is just so very wrong. . .
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This....this posting of Hoff and puppys; Hoff in a speedo....damn you, THOOLAH! Haven't you done enough already? Did you have to create the Hoffbane?
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Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.

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All things shall Hoff utterly. :twisted:
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Um.... wow. The Hoff can really be creepy. 8O
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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More so than I ever thought possible. . . .it's a violation of the very laws of the Land
Has anyone seen my keys?
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SERIOUSLY CREEPY. 8O 8O
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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Just when you thought is was safe. . . . aaahhhhh!!!! :faint:
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SERIOUSLY CREEPY. 8O 8O




8O :faint: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
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I was going to post some more but then I found this site:




thehoff.nomadlife.org/
https://thoolah.blogspot.com/

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Cleanliness is next to Hoffliness. :twisted:
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That site was awesome. I want one of those Hoff shirts. The one at the bottom of the page that says, "Drop it like it's Hoff" 8O :haha:
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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I'll never think of liquid soap the same way again! 8O
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That's just wrong, Esmer!
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Esmer wrote:Image

Cleanliness is next to Hoffliness. :twisted:
I'm putting one of those on the foam thing at work.
Avatar wrote:But then, the answers provided by your imagination are not only sometimes best, but have the added advantage of being unable to be wrong.
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Wyldewode wrote:I'll never think of liquid soap the same way again! 8O
Wyldewode....are you stealing your avatars from Angels In Skimpy Clothing again? Or is it (I Wanna Be) Touched By An Angel?
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Cagliostro wrote:
Wyldewode wrote:I'll never think of liquid soap the same way again! 8O
Wyldewode....are you stealing your avatars from Angels In Skimpy Clothing again? Or is it (I Wanna Be) Touched By An Angel?
Is there such a place, Caglio? I just thought it was time for a change, and this one just seemed to fit. However, if this one offends, I could probably find a french maid avatar instead. ;)
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Avatar wrote:But then, the answers provided by your imagination are not only sometimes best, but have the added advantage of being unable to be wrong.
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Damelon wrote:That's just wrong, Esmer!
if the Hoff is wrong, I don't wanna be right. :biggrin:
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