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Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:06 am**

thefirst said:

you just had to go there didn't you?

Hey, it's the Hoff. You never know, right?

*I would like to take time now to apologize to any David Hasselhoff enthusiasts who may have been offended by my admittedly callous and insensitive post. It was not my intention to diminish the Hoff in any way, nor does it truly reflect my opinion of this prolific and respectable actor/singer/whatever else he's done. A book? Has he written a book? Surely by now he has, right? I mean the guy's gotta be sixty. I mean, he was in Knight Rider when I was like, four. Take Richard Simmons for instance. Now there's desperate. What kind of career can that guy have by now?*

-B

P.S. Umm, go ahead and re-read that apology again, replacing David Hasselhoff with Richard Simmons in the former instance, and replacing the latter with Dolph Lundren.

P.P.S. Well... Nah, never mind.

Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:39 pm**

Urg. . . this is just so very wrong. . .

Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:45 pm**

This....this posting of Hoff and puppys; Hoff in a speedo....damn you, THOOLAH! Haven't you done enough already? Did you have to create the Hoffbane?

Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:46 pm**

All things shall Hoff utterly.

Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:36 pm**

Um.... wow. The Hoff can really be creepy.

Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:47 pm**

More so than I ever thought possible. . . .it's a violation of the very laws of the Land

Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:58 pm**

SERIOUSLY CREEPY.

Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:01 pm**

Just when you thought is was safe. . . . aaahhhhh!!!!

Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:15 pm**

Cameraman Jenn wrote:

SERIOUSLY CREEPY.

Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:21 pm**

I was going to post some more but then I found this site:

thehoff.nomadlife.org/

Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:38 pm**

Cleanliness is next to Hoffliness.

Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:50 pm**

That site was awesome. I want one of those Hoff shirts. The one at the bottom of the page that says, "Drop it like it's Hoff"

Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2008 7:22 pm**

I'll never think of liquid soap the same way again!

Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2008 7:54 pm**

That's just wrong, Esmer!

Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:38 pm**

Esmer wrote:

Cleanliness is next to Hoffliness.

I'm putting one of those on the foam thing at work.

Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:47 pm**

Wyldewode wrote:I'll never think of liquid soap the same way again!

Wyldewode....are you stealing your avatars from Angels In Skimpy Clothing again? Or is it (I Wanna Be) Touched By An Angel?

Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:07 pm**

Cagliostro wrote:
Wyldewode wrote:I'll never think of liquid soap the same way again!
Wyldewode....are you stealing your avatars from Angels In Skimpy Clothing again? Or is it (I Wanna Be) Touched By An Angel?

Is there such a place, Caglio? I just thought it was time for a change, and this one just seemed to fit. However, if this one offends, I could probably find a french maid avatar instead.

Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:16 pm**

Posted: **Sat Jan 19, 2008 2:09 am**

Posted: **Sat Jan 19, 2008 2:51 am**

Damelon wrote:That's just wrong, Esmer!

if the Hoff is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

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The Hoff Has Really Let Me Down.