Kevin's Watch

Mina Harker wrote:I cried the day Freddy died.

We'll always have David Bowie.

Thank you for reminding me. . . 'tis a comfort.

Mina Harker wrote:Thank you for reminding me. . . 'tis a comfort.

No, I really mean "We will always have David Bowie."

That man cannot die.

I thought that was Keith Richards?

Mina Harker wrote:I thought that was Keith Richards?

Keith Richards is no longer a man. One day, while traveling with his brother, Doctor Reed Richards, he was blasted with Cosmic Radiation. Unfortunately, due to all the drugs in his system, the superpower he gained caused him to earn the Super Hero Moniker, "The Human Pharmacopoeia."

Ah. . . I see.

I always heard that Keith Richards was one of those animatronic figures like they have at Disney World and EPCOT.

Mortice Root wrote:I always heard that Keith Richards was one of those animatronic figures like they have at Disney World and EPCOT.

No, that would be Pope John Paull II.

My theory on Keith Richard is that he is so well preserved by his pharmacological cocktail that he is not truly alive anymore. Either that, or he is a golem.

Mina Harker wrote:My theory on Keith Richard is that he is so well preserved by his pharmacological cocktail that he is not truly alive anymore. Either that, or he is a golem.

So we just need to force his mouth open long enough to get the little scrip of paper out of it and erase a single letter and his existance will be ended?

Easy.

Yep. It's worth a try. . .

Mina Harker wrote:Yep. It's worth a try. . .

And if that doesn't work, we can always grind him up and smoke him in a Hookah!

Anything can be smoked in a Hookah! Whether or not you'd like to inhale his remains are a different story, though. . .

Menolly wrote:Cherval!
Have you figured out the "oo-pappa-oo-mowmow" song yet?
I still have Elvira in my head...

Still not sure of the spelling. Damn, I'll have to search it on the web)
I remember that it started with
"oo-pappa-pappa-oo-mow mow
pappa-oo-mow mow"

and I believe that it was on The Muppet Show

Cheval wrote:Still not sure of the spelling. Damn, I'll have to search it on the web)
I remember that it started with
"oo-pappa-pappa-oo-mow mow
pappa-oo-mow mow"

and I believe that it was on The Muppet Show

This is terrible quality video, but the song is the authentic recording by the Rivingtons.
Papa-Oom-Mow-Mow

Cheval wrote:

Menolly wrote:Cherval!
Have you figured out the "oo-pappa-oo-mowmow" song yet?
I still have Elvira in my head...

Still not sure of the spelling. Damn, I'll have to search it on the web)
I remember that it started with
"oo-pappa-pappa-oo-mow mow
pappa-oo-mow mow"

and I believe that it was on The Muppet Show

the star spangled banner?
sorry - i gots nothing.

Non-sequitur:

Thread drift in action.

/Non-sequitur

Mina Harker wrote:Anything can be smoked in a Hookah! Whether or not you'd like to inhale his remains are a different story, though. . .

I bet you would get so incredibly high off of smoking Keith Richards' remains.

i would snort his nose. and his left arm.

Esmer wrote:i would snort his nose. and his left arm.

I am going to smoke his thumb like a cigar.