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- Sunbaneglasses
- The Gap Into Spam
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I have never been hospitalized overnight, I have never had a stitch, I have only broken one bone ( it was only a hairline fracture), and I have never had a wreck.
I am extremely hairy.
I have only seriously dated 3 people, I almost married the first and I did marry the 3rd.
I can twist the end of my tongue upside down.
I have anxiety issues
I am extremely hairy.
I have only seriously dated 3 people, I almost married the first and I did marry the 3rd.
I can twist the end of my tongue upside down.
I have anxiety issues
- Waddley
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I've only been pulled over twice- once for speeding, no ticket and second time for having a broken headlight, no ticket.
I drove to San Francisco on two month expired tabs and went through two speed traps on the way down and three on the way back up.
The night of my senior prom I stayed for less than an hour then left early to play D&D with my dude friends.
Edit- I lied, I completely forgot that once I did get a ticket, but since it was my first, it got deferred in court.
I drove to San Francisco on two month expired tabs and went through two speed traps on the way down and three on the way back up.
The night of my senior prom I stayed for less than an hour then left early to play D&D with my dude friends.
Edit- I lied, I completely forgot that once I did get a ticket, but since it was my first, it got deferred in court.
Last edited by Waddley on Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:36 pm, edited 1 time in total.
"Let my inspiration flow in token rhyme, suggesting rhythm." -Robert Hunter
Prom is overrated. I stayed 30 minutes at mine. It sucked. You get +5 Awesome for going and playing D&D, though. I just went to an equally lame party with my then boyfriend.Waddley Hasselhoff wrote: The night of my senior prom I stayed for less than an hour then left early to play D&D with my dude friends.
Let's see here...some of mine...
I met my husband over the internet. We've actually known each other since high school. We met playing Heretic 2.
I scored borderline genius on a test I took in elementary school, despite making average grades throughout my schooling.
I never finished college, and I kick myself over every day I'm not in school.
I've been in 2 accidents, both of which were not my fault and I've had one speeding ticket that I got on my 18th birthday.
"Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt." - Kurt Vonnegut
Hmmm... let's see.
Ran track in middle school (Mile run, 220 sprints, and threw shot-put)
Played football (briefly) in high school
Studied Praying Mantis Kung-fu, Wing-chung, and Monkey Kung-fu
Was a baker in a steakhouse restaraunt for 3 years
Afraid of heights, but love roller-coasters (go figure )
Was a Boy Scout
Owned a 40 gallon fish tank
Lived in a haunted house
small scar on forehead from chasing/running and fell against the edge of a pool table when I was 8 years old.
Even had the same reaction too!
(Only had 7 stitches)
Ran track in middle school (Mile run, 220 sprints, and threw shot-put)
Played football (briefly) in high school
Studied Praying Mantis Kung-fu, Wing-chung, and Monkey Kung-fu
Was a baker in a steakhouse restaraunt for 3 years
Afraid of heights, but love roller-coasters (go figure )
Was a Boy Scout
Owned a 40 gallon fish tank
Lived in a haunted house
VERY simular to me:aTOMiC wrote:I have a scar on my forehead from when I was about 8 years old. My older brother and I were in the kitchen and he offered me a couple of cookies. I snagged about 7 or 8 of them and ran laughing my head off. My brother gave chase. While running at full speed (and not paying attention to where I was going) I ran headlong into the sharp edge of the corner of a nearby wall. I just bounced off and was up in a second ready to run again when my brother shouted that I was bleeding. Only when I saw the blood gushing down my face did I finally begin to cry. I ended up with about 20 stitches.
small scar on forehead from chasing/running and fell against the edge of a pool table when I was 8 years old.
Even had the same reaction too!
(Only had 7 stitches)
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
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- Despiser Dave
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- High Lord Tolkien
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Standing at the edge of a dock, in your underwear, trying to kill small fish in a pond using broken up crackers and a b-b pistol while being hung over at 6 in the morning is NOT the way to catch fish.
Changing the pistol for a whiffle ball bat 1/2 hour later is much more effective though....
Or so I vaguely remember....
Changing the pistol for a whiffle ball bat 1/2 hour later is much more effective though....
Or so I vaguely remember....
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Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!
[Defeated by a gizmo from Batman's utility belt]
Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!
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Sorry, you lost me.danlo wrote:Damm! Was that Martin Sheen's vision in Apocalypse Now or Charlie Sheen's in Platoon?...Hunter S. Thompson, more likely...
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[Defeated by a gizmo from Batman's utility belt]
Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!
[Defeated by a gizmo from Batman's utility belt]
Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!
- magickmaker17
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- sgt.null
- Jack of Odd Trades, Master of Fun
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i have been in three "plays"
in 2nd grade or so i played one of the tailors in the emporer's new clothes.
in 4th grade a played a fish in casey at the bat. i think the fish played first base. i had a strange teacher. she taped the thing.
in 6th grade i played injun jim in tom saywer. after the first guy bowed out, due to stage fright. no lines!
in 2nd grade or so i played one of the tailors in the emporer's new clothes.
in 4th grade a played a fish in casey at the bat. i think the fish played first base. i had a strange teacher. she taped the thing.
in 6th grade i played injun jim in tom saywer. after the first guy bowed out, due to stage fright. no lines!
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Marx, Lennon
Good Dog...
Marx, Lennon
Good Dog...
- Holsety
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Huh? How do you make casey at the bat a play? There aren't even any lines I can remember? (besides "strike one" etc).in 4th grade a played a fish in casey at the bat. i think the fish played first base. i had a strange teacher. she taped the thing.
Fish? On first? Casey was hitting with...someone on second and Flyn on third. Bases were NOT loaded.
EDIT-But ACK not to accuse your performance I am just confused
- aTOMiC
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When I was about 9 years old I was playing in the front yard of my home with a friend of mine. He had a brand new fishing pole, which thankfully only had a large lead sinker tied to the end. At one point he was carelessly swinging the sinker around in a circle above his head as fast as he could with the sinker on the end of about 15 feet of line. When I wasn't looking the sinker hit me in the side of the head just above my left ear. I remember falling to the ground and then blacking out for a moment. I gather it felt like being shot in the head with a small caliber handgun. I needed about 10 stitches and had a concussion.
"If you can't tell the difference, what difference does it make?"
"There is tic and toc in atomic" - Neil Peart
I've been dead.
But I got better.
But I got better.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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Me, my dad, and my oldest son are all left-handed, all are the first-born son, and all our siblings are right-handed.
When I was 5, I was attacked and hospitalized by my own dog.
I've been hit by a car while riding my 10-speed twice.
When I was 5, I was attacked and hospitalized by my own dog.
I've been hit by a car while riding my 10-speed twice.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
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Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP
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- Cagliostro
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Reading The Curse of Lono by Hunter S. Thompson might give you a good idea.High Lord Tolkien wrote:Sorry, you lost me.danlo wrote:Damm! Was that Martin Sheen's vision in Apocalypse Now or Charlie Sheen's in Platoon?...Hunter S. Thompson, more likely...
Life is a waste of time
Time is a waste of life
So get wasted all of the time
And you'll have the time of your life
- DukkhaWaynhim
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Has anyone else noticed that all of aTOMics stories involve head trauma?
I attended a Catholic elementary school, which meant a lot of morning masses. Whenever incense was used as part of services and I had to kneel, I was almost certain to pass out... must have happened a dozen times. There's nothing like waking up surrounded by a cluster (cloister?) of habited nuns. To this day, no one can explain why I fainted from incense, and it doesn't happen any more.
I am the original author of the Horror Movie Character Survival Guide, posted on Usenet so long ago.
Though I can eat it, I have a disliking for almost every fruit (tomatoes exempted). However, I am a big fan of most vegetables.
Frequently as a child, and through high school, college, and even occasionally in my 'grown-up adult' life, I have caught myself daydreaming about having comic book or D&D-type magical abilities, in a Walter Mitty kind of way. It's usually a fleeting wish, but there are times when I indulge it to the point where I wonder if I am on the road to becoming schizophrenic. Because of this, I tend to avoid achieving 'altered states'.
I invented Post-Its.
dw
I attended a Catholic elementary school, which meant a lot of morning masses. Whenever incense was used as part of services and I had to kneel, I was almost certain to pass out... must have happened a dozen times. There's nothing like waking up surrounded by a cluster (cloister?) of habited nuns. To this day, no one can explain why I fainted from incense, and it doesn't happen any more.
I am the original author of the Horror Movie Character Survival Guide, posted on Usenet so long ago.
Though I can eat it, I have a disliking for almost every fruit (tomatoes exempted). However, I am a big fan of most vegetables.
Frequently as a child, and through high school, college, and even occasionally in my 'grown-up adult' life, I have caught myself daydreaming about having comic book or D&D-type magical abilities, in a Walter Mitty kind of way. It's usually a fleeting wish, but there are times when I indulge it to the point where I wonder if I am on the road to becoming schizophrenic. Because of this, I tend to avoid achieving 'altered states'.
I invented Post-Its.
dw
"God is real, unless declared integer." - Unknown
I can't whistle.
I was born with four crooked fingers and toes.
My parents thought I was autistic because I didn't start talking until I was 3 years old.
I love the way old books smell.
I've moved just about every year of my life.
The first piano piece I ever played was the first movement of The Moonlight Sonata. I was 13.
I eat everything that is made with tomatoes, but I hate eating them raw.
I was born with four crooked fingers and toes.
My parents thought I was autistic because I didn't start talking until I was 3 years old.
I love the way old books smell.
I've moved just about every year of my life.
The first piano piece I ever played was the first movement of The Moonlight Sonata. I was 13.
I eat everything that is made with tomatoes, but I hate eating them raw.
"Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt." - Kurt Vonnegut