The Official Thelma & Louise thread

[lucimay]

and Plissken too.

[CovenantJr]

If Waddley won't come, we'll have to kidnap her. Grrr.

Oh, if you want to add my arrival time, Seareach, I'm getting into SF early evening of 12th (landing about 6pm, not sure how long it'll take to get out of the airport...)

[lucimay]

no problem getting in and out of SFO. its about a 20 minute drive into SF proper from the airport. or should be anyway, on a thursday at 6 something p.m.

[Cameraman Jenn]

Well, there will be rush hour traffic at 6 but no biggie.

[CovenantJr]

From what I remember of past visits to airports, it can take a couple of hours just to get luggage etc. I hope that's not going to be the case this time.

[Cameraman Jenn]

SFO is pretty quick and efficient usually. Unless the airline loses your luggage.... in which case I guess you can borrow some of my clothes.

[Menolly]

Cj, will you be dealing with customs at a different airport in the States? If not, that can add some time I think.

[CovenantJr]

I change at Los Angeles. I hadn't thought about going through customs there...

[Seareach]

Oh, if you want to add my arrival time, Seareach, I'm getting into SF early evening of 12th (landing about 6pm, not sure how long it'll take to get out of the airport...)

Done. Although I'm bitterly disappointed you're not being crazy like me and flying on Friday the 13th!!!

[CovenantJr]

I might have to reconsider my accomodation! From The Mechanical Contrivium:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jenn's bed!

1. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Jenn's bed.
2. If you lick Jenn's bed ten times, you will consume one calorie.
3. If you cut Jenn's bed in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have!
4. The fingerprints of Jenn's bed are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
5. More people are killed by Jenn's bed each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
6. It is impossible to fold Jenn's bed more than seven times.
7. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Jenn's bed.
8. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Jenn's bed.
9. The Jenn's bed-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Jenn's bed-fights take place there every day.
10. Jenn's bed can jump up to sixteen times its own height.

Oh, if you want to add my arrival time, Seareach, I'm getting into SF early evening of 12th (landing about 6pm, not sure how long it'll take to get out of the airport...)

Done. Although I'm bitterly disappointed you're not being crazy like me and flying on Friday the 13th!!!

I have no problem with Friday 13th. That's when I passed my driving test. But my flights only arrive in the evening, so it seemed a good idea to fly the day before.

[danlo]

[Cameraman Jenn]

I think someone is spending alot of their free time obsessing over my bed...

[CovenantJr]

Hey, I need to know what dangers I'll be facing, aside from the obvious Jenn-based ones.

Your bed is far superior to Jenn's :

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Danlo's bed!

1. Contrary to popular belief, Danlo's bed is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases it may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
2. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Danlo's bed.
3. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Danlo's bed.
4. It is bad luck to walk under Danlo's bed!
5. Danlo's bed is actually a mammal, not a fish.
6. Danlo's bed is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
7. The first domain name ever registered was Danlo's bed.com.
8. Danlo's bed has four noses.
9. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Danlo's bed would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used it to decorate their battle shields.
10. Danlo's bed can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.

[Cameraman Jenn]

I see... hmmm.... CovJr would rather share Danlo's bed than mine..... Is there something you haven't told us Cov?

[CovenantJr]

A man like Danlo can turn a guy's head.

[Cameraman Jenn]

Danlo better watch out when we get to Denver then....

[Cameraman Jenn]

1. Jenn's bed is a sealy posturpedic pillow top that cost nearly one thousand dollars.
2. Jenn's bed is brand new and hasn't had a man in it yet.
3. Jenn's bed has a lovely sage green fluffy warm soft coverlet.
4. Jenn's bed comes with a Jenn in it.
5. Jenn's bed often has an absolutely adorable little furry backwarmer named Moose.
6. Jenn's bed has brand new steely pastel blue 500 thread count sheets.
7. Jenn's bed has brand new pillows.
8. Jenn's bed has a lovely cast iron headboard and footboard in case you need to secure anything to them with tie straps.
9. Jenn's bed is incredibly comfortable.
10. Jenn's bed saves CovJr alot of hotel expenses.

[CovenantJr]

You win!

[Wyldewode]

8. Jenn's bed has a lovely cast iron headboard and footboard in case you need to secure anything to them with tie straps.

[Cameraman Jenn]

11. Jenn's bed carries an element of danger of cougar attacks.